Chapter 18 – Danger Is All Around When School Starts
Sender: Ironman (Ironman?School is finally starting, I Miss Cafeteria 2), Sub-Forum: h.o.m.os.e.xual
Topic：Anyone Wants to Register to Welcome the New Students?
Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
Every year the seniors that welcome new students only take care of the new girls, the boys can
only rely on themselves, anyone wants to let the new male juniors feel the warmth of YanShan?
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Sender：Antelope（Little Antelope Doesn"t Want School to Start），Sub-Forum：h.o.m.os.e.xual
Topic：Re：Anyone Wants to Register to Welcome the New Students?
Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
I really want to go too, but… Hai, it"s a long story!
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[Whisper] Bell: Let"s meet up!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Are you suffering from a brain injury?
[Whisper] Bell: Come on, you"ll just wear… something similar to what you"re wearing now!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Sure, as long as you"ll wear something similar to what you"re wearing now.
[Whisper] Bell: Husband you"re a bully（/TДT)/
LingYang knew there was no hope in arranging a meet up, and as such could only ask for something else.
[Whisper] Bell: Husband, let"s go take photos around the areas.
[Whisper] NightWolf: What crazy pills are you on today?
[Whisper] Bell: Because Husband is wearing new clothes, we need to commemorate with
photos!
[Whisper] NightWolf: You"re not allowed to go crazy over me.
[Whisper] Bell: You look I"m Little Dragon Girl~
[Whisper] NightWolf: Never seen such a noisy Little Dragon Girl like you.
LingYang snorted, forcing me to deal my killing blow, what a contradictory top.
[Whisper] Bell: Tonight is 7/7, if I"m not with you, you guess what would other people think?
[Whisper] NightWolf: … Let"s go.
NightWolf was dragged by LingYang across many maps, taking photos at many famous spots in the game, nearing Lake ShiWen, LingYang straight away skipped it and headed to the next place.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Why are we not taking any photos by the lake?
[Whisper] Bell: What"s there to take over there?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Don"t they say that that"s a sacred place for lovers to date?
[Whisper] Bell: It"s more like a sacred place for lovers to break up, the name itself sounds
unlucky.
LingYang kept insisting on taking photos with Night Wolf till midnight, if not for the fact that Night Wolf had to work the next day, he did not want to let the other person go offline.
After 7/7, LuoMing Wind used Bell"s weak gear as an excuse, forcing him to partic.i.p.ate in all sorts of dungeons every day, after clearing the instance they would collect the points and exchange for gear, farming until LingYang wanted to puke blood.
T.Rex frequently accompanied them in the raids, these two people had already left the dormitories and went home, but apparently it was not back to their individual homes, whereas whose house they went to, that was no longer important already.
By the time Night Wolf came online in the evening, the tired LingYang who had worked the entire day immediately perked up, he only wished he could stick with the other party all the time, when Night Wolf"s 7-day military outfit expired, LingYang again both pestered and coaxed him to renew it for another week.
This resulted in rumours of Night Wolf, Bell, LuoMing Wind and Uncle He"s love rectangle to spread even more wildly, all sorts of versions were being posted online.
Ever since T.Rex knew that Bell was his schoolmate he no longer felt any hostility towards her, he even tried to make overtures towards her many times, he even did not get angry anymore when LingYang called him T.Rex, this made LingYang baffled, until one fine day…
Today the three of them again formed a party for raiding, on global chat they asked for a random tank and DPS to join, the tank was a newbie he did not know how to aggro, often causing problems, creating many crises, the unlucky victim to get attacked would be the one in charge of healing, Bell.
Another mistake was made again, the monsters" target shifted to Bell and they ran over, T.Rex rushed over and killed them all with a swing of his axe, getting rid of the hatred debuff.
[Party] UncleHe: Tank do you actually know how to aggro? Didn"t you see all the monsters
running towards the healer?
[Party] Bell: It"s fine it"s fine, who didn"t start off as a newbie.
[Party] UncleHe: Pay more attention next time, if Bell dies I"ll bury you with her!
[Party] Bell: …….
[Whisper] Bell: That, T.Rex…
[Whisper] Bell: You"ve suddenly become very strange >_
[Whisper] Bell: Did I do something?
The other was silent for a bit.
[Whisper] UncleHe: No, the problem lies with me.
[Whisper] Bell: What?
[Whisper] UncleHe: Actually I… Aiyah it"s very embarra.s.sing to say it out loud.
[Whisper] Bell: … You just say it I can take it.
[Whisper] UncleHe: Actually I"m a fan of women"s judo!
[Whisper] Bell: Nani?????
T.Rex finally said the words in his heart and so he was very excited, even his typing speed evidently sped up.
[Whisper] UncleHe: Actually my favourite sports event is women"s judo!
[Whisper] UncleHe: But I"m scared that if I say it out people would mock me, so I"ve never dared
to let anyone know!
[Whisper] UncleHe: Ever since I heard your major was in wrestling and judo, I"ve been very
excited!!
[Whisper] Bell: Wait, who told you about me being in wrestling and judo?
[Whisper] UncleHe: QiFeng said it, or are you not?
[Whisper] Bell: … I am! Of course I am! I"m a natural born talent in judo!
[Whisper] UncleHe: Seriously, can I go to your training gym to watch? I"ve always wanted to go!
[Whisper] UncleHe: Aiyah, but what if I get spotted by others?
[Whisper] UncleHe: Can I say that I"m your boyfriend as an excuse?
[Whisper] UncleHe: If not I"ll hide and watch secretly?
[Whisper] UncleHe: I promise I won"t hide in the changing room!
[Whisper] Bell: Even if you want to hide there you also won"t be able to!!!
[Whisper] UncleHe: I really want to meet you and discuss face to face what you"ve learnt from
Judo, but QiFeng said I can"t do that.
[Whisper] UncleHe: He said you"re going for a national compet.i.tion around the country when
school starts, you won"t be in school.
[Whisper] UncleHe: Although it"s a pity, but I still wish you all the best for your compet.i.tion! I
will watch the stream! Under the condition that I won"t be discovered!
[Whisper] Bell: That, let me interrupt, what compet.i.tion am I joining?
[Whisper] UncleHe: QiFeng said, you"re partic.i.p.ating in 20XX Annual HuShuai Cup World
College Students" Judo Tournament China Division Girls" Judo 48kg Weight
Cla.s.s compet.i.tion!
[Whisper] Bell: … He"s right, the compet.i.tion I"m partic.i.p.ating is this 20XX Annual HuShuai
Cup World College Students" Judo Tournament China Division Girls" Judo 48kg
Weight Cla.s.s compet.i.tion, I will work hard and do my best, I won"t disappoint
you!
[Whisper] UncleHe: I believe you can do it! Fighting!!
[Whisper] Bell: I can"t join your team already!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Oh? Why?
[Whisper] Bell: Because I have to partic.i.p.ate in the 20XX Annual HuShuai Cup World College
Students" Judo Tournament China Division Girls" Judo 48kg Weight Cla.s.s
compet.i.tion!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Isn"t this excuse good? This is a tournament around the country,
you"ll compete in the day, and you can still come online in the
evening, a perfect excuse for why you"re not in school, if you"re lucky
and you get into the finals, you"ll spend at least a few months out of
school.
[Whisper] Bell: I thank you for being so considerate! And I also have to thank you for not letting
me join the 84kg weight cla.s.s compet.i.tion! I will work hard to get into the finals!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Because the highest weight cla.s.s is 78kg and above, 48kg is also a
weight that is not easy to maintain, you better not eat too much and
gain weight, I"ll congratulate you beforehand for becoming the
champion, bringing honour to our school ?
Although LingYang was typing and chatting non-stop, but he never stopped his healing actions, the newbie tank with lousy gear and lousier skills did not die a single time under his management.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Your hand has fully recovered?
[Whisper] Bell: No, I"m still only using my mouse, this kind of small things one mouse is enough
to handle it.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Is it that absurd mouse of yours?
[Whisper] Bell: Haha, you still remember.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: It"s difficult to forget, I"m thinking of getting one too.
[Whisper] Bell: Get one, although it"s a little expensive, but it"s very nice to use.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Your mouse isn"t bad, but your computer seems pretty lousy, every
time you load into a new map you lag for very long.
[Whisper] Bell: This has also been discovered by you, no choice, I"m poor ╮(╯▽╰)╭
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: It"s fine that you"re poor, but wasn"t someone willing to buy a
mouse that cost 4 digits for you? He is really willing to spend money
on you.
[Whisper] Bell: =。= You"re always rubbing it in, I"ve already said, this is a public property.
At night.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Heard you"re partic.i.p.ating in the 20XX Annual HuShuai Cup World
College Students" Judo Tournament China Division Girls" Judo 48kg
Weight Cla.s.s compet.i.tion?
[Whisper] Bell: What the f.u.c.k you too?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Only finding it very funny.
[Whisper] Bell: Who was the one who made me like this ah ah ah? Do you know that you
need 100 lies to cover the first lie? Now I can"t even keep track of the lies I"ve
said, I have to record them on paper ah ah ah!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Then I"m really sorry, now that it"s like this I cannot take it back too,
but I can provide you paper based on our friendship.
[Whisper] Bell: Husband when school starts do you stop working? Does that mean you can
come online in the day too? I"ve farmed with LuoMing Wind farmed until I
want to puke blood, I want to farm with my husband~
[Whisper] NightWolf: Very sorry, you don"t have to compete, but I do, in the day I"m either in
cla.s.s or training.
[Whisper] Bell: Ah! What compet.i.tion? A school compet.i.tion? I want to go watch!
[Whisper] NightWolf: Swimming.
[Whisper] Bell: … Not going then.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Why?
[Whisper] Bell: I get giddy when I see water.
[Whisper] NightWolf: How do you even get that?
[Whisper] Bell: You also won"t know even if I explained it.
[Whisper] Bell: But swimmers" bodies are very good, they look amazing in speedos, Husband
if you wear your swimwear at places other than the pool I"ll definitely go and
see!
[Whisper] NightWolf: If you don"t have s.e.xual fantasies about me for a day you will die?
[Whisper] Bell: What do you think is giving me the strength to suffer silently till now!
In the blink of an eye it was the day before the school starting, all students who had went home had now returned to school, the campus became bustling and lively.
It was again the annual reporting day for new students, LingYang originally also wanted to volunteer to receive the male juniors, as well as to check out the goods, but once he remembered that he would definitely see that pervert disciple-in-law of his who was a part of the student council, he could only give up.
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master~~~ I saw the new literature students today, they
all look so young and tender~
[Whisper] Bell: !!!! How did you see them!!
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Eh? Didn"t I said I was from the literature department?
[Whisper] Bell: … Are you serious???
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Hehe Master you"re so easy to cheat (*^__^*)
[Whisper] Bell: What the f.u.c.k!!!
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master cheer up, there"s going to be a tough battle ahead
of you!
[Whisper] Bell: You still dare to mention this!
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I will be behind Master silently being your emotional
pillar of support!
[Whisper] Bell: My emotional pillar has already swam away in a pair of speedos!
[Whisper] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, don"t worry, sooner or later, he will return in
glory, and marry you in a pair of beach shorts!
XuXian made LingYang accompany him in spring cleaning before the school started. XuXian was a very neat and tidy person, he was normally in charge of the hygiene of the shared areas in their home, LingYang of course was too embarra.s.s to continue lazing around, he then cleaned his room thoroughly as well.
But no matter how much cleaning he did, it also would not change the fact that he was a guy who did not bother about small details, his things in his bedroom were still stored messily, but since no one would come to his room, he just let it be.
Finally LingYang felt that his room was too plain, so he found a giant poster and stuck it on the wall, the poster was his favourite male star Wu GuanFeng, sitting on a barstool, his left leg bent, his foot on the footrest of the stool, both arms casually resting above the knee, the slender left leg hanging naturally, a very cool look.
The biggest reason why LingYang liked this poster was still because the Wu GuanFeng in the poster wore a set of s.e.xy skintight leather clothes, there was also a pair of extremely overstated punk shoes, the sole alone was about 10cm thick.
Especially with the angle of the photo, it made those shoes look even more striking, catching people"s eye immediately, almost robbing the main lead"s spotlight.
The first cla.s.s of the new semester, the convention was to go through school policy and education, also know as a very torturous cla.s.s, plainly speaking it was for the department counselor to take attendance, repeat the school policy, summarise the previous semester, talk about the new semester, they were all what teachers mentioned frequently.
LingYang"s counselor was a middle-aged woman of forty-odd years of age, very naggy, her voice worked even better than sleeping pills.
Actually the thing LingYang was afraid of was not her nagging, but because there were too many people he had to hide from, the lethality of this counselor was nothing to him. To be more accurate, the entire campus of YanShan University, for LingYang, had danger lurking everywhere…
As LingYang walked around, he suddenly saw a very familiar figure from afar, without saying anything he immediately turned and ran.
That person also saw him, and yelled loudly: “LingYang! Stop running! Where are you running to!”
LingYang ran even faster, that person saw that it was a problem, they immediately screamed, “Help! Molest! Catch that guy running away in front!”
The author has something to say:
Someone is planning to kill the author again, thanks student [safsti] for the landmine.
Whereas student [Just] had again received the four mines thrown over at One Piece, is this Dou DiZhu bombing? By the way the online games these days who hasn"t lagged to death, I"m already used to dying and reviving.
Same old rules, Little Antelope thanks the two of you by treating you to buns from Cafeteria 2, Cafeteria 2 is a place where people are often brought together, it really has the reputation of Lake Shiwen, soon you guys will find out…