Lu Yi Feng quickly used his covered-up hands and tried to push her head away. If she was a man, he would already kick him away! He couldn"t resort to violence, so he could only use half his strength to push her head away. However, the woman was too persistent!"Argh!" He yelled inwardly, feeling like throttling this woman!
Despite his dismay and anger, Feng Xiao Qing was still trying to lick his abs. "What the heck?" He thought to himself... How long she wanted to continue this farce ah~?!
"Feng Xiao Qing, stop trying to lick me!" Lu Yi Feng said furiously. "Behave! This is embarra.s.sing. You are a woman, for G.o.d"s sake!"
The cab driver didn"t dare to take a peek when he heard what Lu Yi Feng said, instead... he was blus.h.i.+ng. The man"s mind became full of dirty thought because of the couple behind him! What did they do inside his cab ah~?!
"Lick... licking?" The cab driver gulped to himself, but he still tried to concentrate on driving.
Feng Xiao Qing, who had lost her mind, only giggled when she heard what Lu Yi Feng said. "But... but... you look so yummy!" Her eyes lit up when she said that. If she was sober, there would be no way she acted this unrestrained in front of Lu Yi Feng, she would only behave meekly like a little cat!
Lu Yi Feng helplessly looked at her and thought to himself, "I know I"m yummy... but... d.a.m.n! If I have no allergy, I will be happily licked by you ah~!" Lu Yi Feng finally admitted inwardly.
Looking at the crazy Feng Xiao Qing, he became panicked more and more... He quickly pulled down his knitted sweater with one of his hand, while the other one was still pus.h.i.+ng her head away. After his armor was restored, Lu Yi Feng felt relieved and let her head go. In the end, Feng Xiao Qing was only able to lick his sweater.
Lu Yi Feng sighed in relief and looking at the wild Feng Xiao Qing, he would never let her drink alcohol again! This woman was too wild when she was drinking. Would she keep taking advantage of him each time she was drunk? When he imagined that Feng Xiao Qing perhaps would do this to any other men that she saw, it didn"t sit well with him.
Feng Xiao Qing frowned and said, "Wait! Why does it taste so weird? It"s not tasty and the surface is also not smooth!" Inside her little fuzzy mind, Feng Xiao Qing only thought that she was chasing a candy and trying to lick it ah~! Thus, she felt weird when the candy didn"t taste sweet at all!
She started to grab around, because she didn"t think she had licked the right thing. "No... no... that"s not my candy! Where is it? Who took my candy away?! Give it back to me!"
Lu Yi Feng sighed in relief. He had thought she had become a pervert the moment she was drunk, it seemed like it wasn"t about his delicious abs. He remembered that she seemed to say the word "abs" and now, she said candy, well... she probably thought it was an abs-shaped candy ah~... He deducted inside his mind.
Lu Yi Feng felt comfortable when she only grabbed around his covered body. Grab him ah~ As long as he had his clothes between them, there was no reason for him to be afraid. He was pretty tired for handling her, so he just let her be.
However... suddenly... something happened...
She touched a thing that shouldn"t be touched.
"d.a.m.n!" Lu Yi Feng cursed inwardly. This woman really tested his patience this night!
Lu Yi Feng"s body became stiff when she touched that part. Just now, her hands were going down at a fast speed and Lu Yi Feng already swatted her hands a few times but she kept being persistent. Who knew that when her hand would finally land at that part, he wasn"t ready and couldn"t prevent her!
She... she touched his little Yi Feng!
F*ck!
Feng Xiao Qing touched something and then it moved --- to be exact, it started to twitch, so she became more interested. She said loudly, "Eh...? What is this? Why is this thing becoming bigger and harder by the minutes?" She squinted her eyes, trying to see "that thing" more clearly.
The cab driver was a man and he wasn"t stupid. Of course, he knew what she meant ah! He could only pretend that he didn"t hear anything, but actually... his ears were perking up the moment she said that! This was the first time he met such an interesting couple!
The cab driver knew that he wasn"t supposed to eavesdrop, but he really couldn"t help it. He had tried to stifle his laugh, but to no avail!
Lu Yi Feng could perfectly hear the cab driver"s laugh and he was embarra.s.sed to death! He quickly pried Feng Xiao Qing"s hand away from his little Yi Feng and scolded her, "What are you doing? Let go!"
However, Lu Yi Feng didn"t know where her strength came from, but she gripped his hardness tightly ah~! If he forced her hand away, he was afraid that his hardness would break! He could only curse inwardly and his face had been blus.h.i.+ng a long time ago. Lu Yi Feng tried his hardest to hold back his moan.
"Let go!" He demanded through his gritted teeth.
The more he tried to swat her hand away, the more stubborn Feng Xiao Qing became. She yelled back at him, "No!"
"What do you mean no?! Do you even know what you are holding?!" Lu Yi Feng raised his voice again. Even though he wore jeans, but he still could see his tent there. He could easily adjust it if it wasn"t being held ah~!
The woman really made him lose his face!
Feng Xiao Qing looked at him disdain and answered, "Do you think I"m stupid?! I already told you that this is mine! THIS. IS. MY. CANDY! You can"t take it away from me!" After that, she put her chin on it while made a protection barrier with both of her hands... She looked at him defiantly, while her eyes were challenging him with the att.i.tude "come to me if you dare".
Lu Yi Feng, "..."
The cab driver, "..."