Lu Yi Feng really didn"t know whether he should laugh, cry, or moan at this moment. This was the first time in his life a woman was touching his thing ah~! He looked at her defiant face and he couldn"t help but chuckle, despite his arousal.Did she think of his little Yi Feng as a precious thing? She looked like she would guard it with the cost of her life ah~! So funny and cute at the same time!
Lu Yi Feng could only try to appease her just so she would let him go, "Be good! Let "my thing" go! I will give you a real lollipop later!" He treated Feng Xiao Qing like she was a little kid. He wondered whether she actually loved lollipop when she was sober, maybe he should ask her the next day! Let"s see what she would say about her behavior this night!
Feng Xiao Qing pouted and boldly declared, "What are you talking about? This is a real lollipop! Dom"t you dare touching my candy! From now on, this is mine!" She glared at the man that she thought would take her lollipop away. She sensed danger from that man!
Feng Xiao Qing didn"t realize that she was the one who actually posed a danger to Lu Yi Feng ah~! She didn"t even realize that she kept protecting Lu Yi Feng"s precious thing!
Lu Yi Feng felt at a loss at how to persuade her, after all, a drunk person had no logic and she wouldn"t even remember what happened the next day. He started to get a headache because of this matter, besides, he knew that the cab driver must have been listening to their whole conversation but pretended not to. "Argh!" He really wanted to pull his hair in frustration, but he could only hide his face with his knitted sweater.
Lu Yi Feng felt that this was the most embarra.s.sing thing that had ever happened in his life!
When he started to persuade her, he already opened half of the sweater that covered up his face and only displayed both of his eyes, so he could see clearly what more that this woman tried to do to his little Yi Feng! He was afraid that she would do something inappropriate.
"No... no... this is not a lollipop! See? If it"s a lollipop, how can it be attached to my body? This is my body part ah~!" Lu Yi Feng could only try to reason with the crazy woman. He didn"t specify what body part was that, but she should understand what he meant, right? He couldn"t be more obvious than this ah~!
Too bad, the woman didn"t understand what he meant... She was too intoxicated to even think clearly at the moment.
"Oh, really? Wait! Let me take a look at it clearly!" Feng Xiao Qing said while trying to open Lu Yi Feng"s pants with her full strength. "I need to make sure what you say is true. If it"s true, then I will release your body part and give me a real lollipop."
"Hmph! This liar! How could he say my lollipop is attached to his body!" Feng Xiao Qing complained inwardly.
Before she opened Lu Yi Feng"s zipper, she asked in confusion, "What body part is this? I need to know the name, so I can match it up." There was a nagging in the back of her mind that she should stop right there, but she paid it no mind.
The cab driver snorted softly, trying to hold back his laughter. But... oh man! What happened behind him was so entertaining! He even wanted to help the little woman and tell her the name of that body part ah~! Maybe he should start to work more at midnight? Then, maybe... he would get a lot of funny customers like this. He would certainly tell this story to his wife as a source of entertainment!
Lu Yi Feng yelped and quickly swatted her hands away. Did he just dig his own grave by persuading her?!
He really didn"t know what to do anymore. He could only protect little Yi Feng with both of his hands, while Feng Xiao Qing glared at him angrily because he slapped her hands. "You... you rascal! Why did you slap my hand away? You... you... brute!" She scolded him.
Lu Yi Feng raised one of his eyebrows and muttered, "You are the rascal! You are the brute! You should be the one who take responsibility for taking advantage of me ah~!"
Feng Xiao Qing jumped on him and tried to pry his hands away, but she failed miserably. After all, the man loved to work out and he was quite strong, to begin with. How could a mere woman like Feng Xiao Qing beat him? He just didn"t want to use all his brute strength to a woman... it was beneath him to handle a woman roughly. He was already feeling guilty enough from slapping her delicate hand.
The cab driver stopped in front of the apartment and turned around to the back. This was the scene that he saw. The woman was biting Lu Yi Feng"s hand through the sweater, trying to force him to open his hand and let her see the lollipop.
The cab driver gaped at them, because there was only struggling sound from behind --- he thought the man was hugging her or something just to prevent her from taking advantage of him. Who knew that the woman was very savage ah~?!
Lu Yi Feng froze in embarra.s.sment when he saw that the cab driver had seen them in this position. He felt lucky that he covered his face so there was a chance the cab driver wouldn"t remember his face, but Feng Xiao Qing"s face... he just hoped the old cab driver wouldn"t remember her when she debuted... or else... he shuddered at the thought of what might happen. He would tell An Ran that after Feng Xiao Qing"s debut, she was banned from all kind of alcohol.
This woman became a dangerous thing for male species when she was drunk!
"The cab fare..." The cab driver quickly turned around and didn"t dare to look at the man anymore. "He saw nothing! He saw nothing!" He chanted to himself.
Lu Yi Feng also felt that the cab had stopped and he didn"t how to pay the cab driver. His wallet was inside his back pocket... if he took the wallet, he had to let go of his protection. Then, what would happen to his little Yi Feng ah?!
This woman still wouldn"t let his member go, so how could he get out of this predicament ah~?!
This was the first time Lu Yi Feng got a simple problem that he couldn"t solve. He was going to say something to the cab driver and he lowered his defense a little while, but Feng Xiao Qing quickly took the chance to pry open his hands.
"Savage! This woman is truly savage!" Lu Yi Feng thought to herself.
Lu Yi Feng was surprised by her savageness. He quickly jumped out and tried to open the cab"s door, however too bad... it was locked and Feng Xiao Qing ended up hugging him from behind! He frantically banged the cab"s door full of desperation.