ARNOLD. No, I won"t do that. But I"ll give you cause to divorce me.
ELIZABETH. You!
ARNOLD. Yes. But of course you"ll have to be very careful for a bit.
I"ll put it through as quickly as possible, but I"m afraid you can"t hope to be free for over six months.
ELIZABETH. But, Arnold, your seat and your political career!
ARNOLD. Oh, well, my father gave up his seat under similar circ.u.mstances. He"s got along very comfortably without politics.
ELIZABETH. But they"re your whole life.
ARNOLD. After all one can"t have it both ways. You can"t serve G.o.d and Mammon. If you want to do the decent thing you have to be prepared to suffer for it.
ELIZABETH. But I don"t want you to suffer for it.
ARNOLD. At first I rather hesitated at the scandal. But I daresay that was only weakness on my part. Under the circ.u.mstances I should have liked to keep out of the Divorce Court if I could.
ELIZABETH. Arnold, you"re making me absolutely miserable.
ARNOLD. What you said before dinner was quite right. It"s nothing for a man, but it makes so much difference to a woman. Naturally I must think of you first.
ELIZABETH. That"s absurd. It"s out of the question. Whatever there"s to pay I must pay it.
ARNOLD. It"s not very much I"m asking you, Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH. I"m taking everything from you.
ARNOLD. It"s the only condition I make. My mind is absolutely made up.
I will never divorce you, but I will enable you to divorce me.
ELIZABETH. Oh, Arnold, it"s cruel to be so generous.
ARNOLD. It"s not generous at all. It"s the only way I have of showing you how deep and pa.s.sionate and sincere my love is for you.
[_There is a silence. He holds out his hand._
Good-night. I have a great deal of work to do before I go to bed.
ELIZABETH. Good-night.
ARNOLD. Do you mind if I kiss you?
ELIZABETH. [_With agony._] Oh, Arnold!
[_He gravely kisses her on the forehead and then goes out. ELIZABETH stands lost in thought. She is shattered. LADY KITTY and PORTEOUS come in. LADY KITTY wears a cloak._
LADY KITTY. You"re alone, Elizabeth?
ELIZABETH. That note you asked me about, Lady Kitty, from Teddie ...
LADY KITTY. Yes?
ELIZABETH. He wanted to have a talk with me before he went away. He"s waiting for me in the summer house by the tennis court. Would Lord Porteous mind going down and asking him to come here?
PORTEOUS. Certainly. Certainly.
ELIZABETH. Forgive me for troubling you. But it"s very important.
PORTEOUS. No trouble at all.
[_He goes out._
LADY KITTY. Hughie and I will leave you alone.
ELIZABETH. But I don"t want to be left alone. I want you to stay.
LADY KITTY. What are you going to say to him?
ELIZABETH. [_Desperately._] Please don"t ask me questions. I"m so frightfully unhappy.
LADY KITTY. My poor child!
ELIZABETH. Oh, isn"t life rotten? Why can"t one be happy without making other people unhappy?
LADY KITTY. I wish I knew how to help you. I"m simply devoted to you.
[_She hunts about in her mind for something to do or say._] Would you like my lip-stick?
ELIZABETH. [_Smiling through her tears._] Thanks. I never use one.
LADY KITTY. Oh, but just try. It"s such a comfort when you"re in trouble.
[_Enter PORTEOUS and TEDDIE._
PORTEOUS. I brought him. He said he"d be d.a.m.ned if he"d come.
LADY KITTY. When a lady sent for him? Are these the manners of the young men of to-day?
TEDDIE. When you"ve been solemnly kicked out of a house once I think it seems rather pushing to come back again as though nothing had happened.
ELIZABETH. Teddie, I want you to be serious.
TEDDIE. Darling, I had such a rotten dinner at that pub. If you ask me to be serious on the top of that I shall cry.
ELIZABETH. Don"t be idiotic, Teddie. [_Her voice faltering._] I"m so utterly wretched.
[_He looks at her for a moment gravely._