The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

And, I think, if my breast had not been made of faith, and my heart of steel, She had transform"d me to a curtal dog, and made me turn i" th" wheel.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Go hie thee presently post to the road; An if the wind blow any way from sh.o.r.e, I will not harbour in this town to-night.

If any bark put forth, come to the mart, Where I will walk till thou return to me.

If every one knows us, and we know none, "Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone.

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. As from a bear a man would run for life, So fly I from her that would be my wife.

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She that doth call me husband, even my soul Doth for a wife abhor. But her fair sister, Possess"d with such a gentle sovereign grace, Of such enchanting presence and discourse, Hath almost made me traitor to myself; But, lest myself be guilty to self-wrong, I"ll stop mine ears against the mermaid"s song.

Enter ANGELO with the chain

ANGELO. Master Antipholus!

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Ay, that"s my name.

ANGELO. I know it well, sir. Lo, here is the chain.

I thought to have ta"en you at the Porpentine; The chain unfinish"d made me stay thus long.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What is your will that I shall do with this?

ANGELO. What please yourself, sir; I have made it for you.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Made it for me, sir! I bespoke it not.

ANGELO. Not once nor twice, but twenty times you have.

Go home with it, and please your wife withal; And soon at supper-time I"ll visit you, And then receive my money for the chain.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I pray you, sir, receive the money now, For fear you ne"er see chain nor money more.

ANGELO. You are a merry man, sir; fare you well.

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I see a man here needs not live by shifts, When in the streets he meets such golden gifts.

I"ll to the mart, and there for Dromio stay; If any ship put out, then straight away.

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ACT IV. SCENE 1

A public place

Enter SECOND MERCHANT, ANGELO, and an OFFICER

SECOND MERCHANT. You know since Pentecost the sum is due, And since I have not much importun"d you; Nor now I had not, but that I am bound To Persia, and want guilders for my voyage.

Therefore make present satisfaction, Or I"ll attach you by this officer.

ANGELO. Even just the sum that I do owe to you Is growing to me by Antipholus; And in the instant that I met with you He had of me a chain; at five o"clock I shall receive the money for the same.

Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house, I will discharge my bond, and thank you too.

Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, and DROMIO OF EPHESUS, from the COURTEZAN"S

OFFICER. That labour may you save; see where he comes.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. While I go to the goldsmith"s house, go thou And buy a rope"s end; that will I bestow Among my wife and her confederates, For locking me out of my doors by day.

But, soft, I see the goldsmith. Get thee gone; Buy thou a rope, and bring it home to me.

DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I buy a thousand pound a year; I buy a rope.

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I promised your presence and the chain; But neither chain nor goldsmith came to me.

Belike you thought our love would last too long, If it were chain"d together, and therefore came not.

ANGELO. Saving your merry humour, here"s the note How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat, The fineness of the gold, and chargeful fashion, Which doth amount to three odd ducats more Than I stand debted to this gentleman.

I pray you see him presently discharg"d, For he is bound to sea, and stays but for it.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I am not furnish"d with the present money; Besides, I have some business in the town.

Good signior, take the stranger to my house, And with you take the chain, and bid my wife Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof.

Perchance I will be there as soon as you.

ANGELO. Then you will bring the chain to her yourself?

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough.

ANGELO. Well, sir, I will. Have you the chain about you?

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. An if I have not, sir, I hope you have; Or else you may return without your money.

ANGELO. Nay, come, I pray you, sir, give me the chain; Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman, And I, to blame, have held him here too long.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Good Lord! you use this dalliance to excuse Your breach of promise to the Porpentine; I should have chid you for not bringing it, But, like a shrew, you first begin to brawl.

SECOND MERCHANT. The hour steals on; I pray you, sir, dispatch.

ANGELO. You hear how he importunes me-the chain!

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Why, give it to my wife, and fetch your money.

ANGELO. Come, come, you know I gave it you even now.

Either send the chain or send by me some token.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Fie, now you run this humour out of breath!

Come, where"s the chain? I pray you let me see it.

SECOND MERCHANT. My business cannot brook this dalliance.

Good sir, say whe"r you"ll answer me or no; If not, I"ll leave him to the officer.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I answer you! What should I answer you?

ANGELO. The money that you owe me for the chain.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I owe you none till I receive the chain.

ANGELO. You know I gave it you half an hour since.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. You gave me none; you wrong me much to say so.

ANGELO. You wrong me more, sir, in denying it.

Consider how it stands upon my credit.

SECOND MERCHANT. Well, officer, arrest him at my suit.

OFFICER. I do; and charge you in the Duke"s name to obey me.

ANGELO. This touches me in reputation.

Either consent to pay this sum for me, Or I attach you by this officer.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Consent to pay thee that I never had!

Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou dar"st.

ANGELO. Here is thy fee; arrest him, officer.

I would not spare my brother in this case, If he should scorn me so apparently.

OFFICER. I do arrest you, sir; you hear the suit.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I do obey thee till I give thee bail.

But, sirrah, you shall buy this sport as dear As all the metal in your shop will answer.

ANGELO. Sir, sir, I shall have law in Ephesus, To your notorious shame, I doubt it not.

Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, from the bay

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, there"s a bark of Epid.a.m.num That stays but till her owner comes aboard, And then, sir, she bears away. Our fraughtage, sir, I have convey"d aboard; and I have bought The oil, the balsamum, and aqua-vitx.

The ship is in her trim; the merry wind Blows fair from land; they stay for nought at an But for their owner, master, and yourself.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. How now! a madman? Why, thou peevish sheep, What ship of Epid.a.m.num stays for me?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage.

ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. THOU drunken slave! I sent the for a rope; And told thee to what purpose and what end.