"Well, we had to do the best we could, that"s all. But that Sat.u.r.day was busy, now I tell you. Sunday mornin" broke fine and clear and, after breakfast was over, I remembered Effie and that "twas her weddin" day.
On the back steps I found her, dressed in all her grandeur, with her packed trunk ready, waitin" for the bridegroom.
""Ain"t come yet, hey, Effie?" says I.
""No," says she, smilin" and radiant. "It"s a little early for him yet, I guess."
"I went off to "tend to the boarders. At half past ten, when I made the back steps again, she was still there. T"other servants was peekin" out of the kitchen windows, grinnin" and pa.s.sin" remarks.
""h.e.l.lo!" I calls out. "Not married yet? What"s the matter?"
"She"d stopped smilin", but she was as chipper as ever, to all appearances.
""I--I guess the horse has gone lame or somethin"," says she. "He"ll be here any time now."
"There was a cackle from the kitchen windows. I never said nothin".
She"d made her nest; now let her roost on it.
"But at twelve Butler hadn"t hove in sight. Every hand, male and female, on the place, that wa"n"t busy, was hangin" around the back of the hotel, waitin" and watchin" and ridiculin" and havin" a high time. Them that had errands made it a p"int to cruise past that way. Lots of the boarders had got wind of the doin"s, and they was there, too.
"Effie was settin" on her trunk, tryin" hard to look brave. I went up and spoke to her.
""Come, my girl," says I. "Don"t set here no longer. Come into the house and wait. Hadn"t you better?"
""No!" says she, loud and defiant like. "No, sir! It"s all right. He"s a little late, that"s all. What do you s"pose I care for a lot of jealous folks like those up there?" wavin" her flipper scornful toward the kitchen.
"And then, all to once, she kind of broke down, and says to me, with a pitiful sort of choke in her voice:
""Oh, Mr. Wingate! I can"t stand this. Why DON"T he come?"
"I tried hard to think of somethin" comfortin" to say, but afore I could h"ist a satisfyin" word out of my hatches I heard the noise of a carriage comin". Effie heard it, too, and so did everybody else. We all looked toward the gate. "Twas Sim Butler, sure enough, in his buggy and drivin" the same old horse; but settin" alongside of him on the seat was Susannah Debs, the housekeeper. And maybe she didn"t look contented with things in gen"ral!
"Butler pulled up his horse by the gate. Him and Susannah bowed to all hands. n.o.body said anything for a minute. Then Effie bounced off the trunk and down them steps.
""Simmie" she sung out, breathless like, "Simeon Butler, what does this mean?"
"The Debs woman straightened up on the seat. "Thank you, marm," says she, chilly as the top section of an ice chest, "I"ll request you not to call my husband by his first name."
"It was so still you could have heard yourself grow. Effie turned white as a Sunday tablecloth.
""Your--husband?" she gasps. "Your--your HUSBAND?"
""Yes, marm," purrs the housekeeper. "My husband was what I said. Mr.
Butler and me have just been married."
""Sorry, Effie, old girl," puts in Butler, so sa.s.sy I"d love to have preached his fun"ral sermon. "Too bad, but fust love"s strongest, you know. Susie and me was engaged long afore you come to town."
"THEN such a haw-haw and whoop bust from the kitchen and fo"castle as you never heard. For a jiffy poor Effie wilted right down. Then she braced up and her black eyes snapped.
""I wish you joy of your bargain, marm," says she to Susannah. "You"d ought to be proud of it. And as for YOU," she says, swingin" round toward the rest of the help, "I--"
""How "bout that prophet?" hollers somebody.
""Three cheers for the Oriental!" bellers somebody else.
""When you marry the right Butler fetch him along and let us see him!"
whoops another.
"She faced "em all, and I gloried in her s.p.u.n.k.
""When I marry him I WILL come back," says she. "And when I do you"ll have to get down on your knees and wait on me. You--and you--Yes, and YOU, too!"
"The last two "yous" was hove at Sim and Susannah. Then she turned and marched into the hotel. And the way them hired hands carried on was somethin" scandalous--till I stepped in and took charge of the deck.
"That very afternoon I put Effie and her trunk aboard the train. I paid her fare to New York and give her directions how to locate the Van Wedderburns.
""So long, Effie," says I to her. "It"s all right. You"re enough sight better off. All you want to do now is to work hard and forget all that fortune-tellin" foolishness."
"She whirled on me like a top.
""Forget it!" she says. "I GUESS I shan"t forget it! It"s comin" true, I tell you--same as all the rest come true. You said yourself there was ten thousand Butlers in the world. Some day the right one--the handsome, high-ranked, distinguished one--will come along, and I"ll get him. You wait and see, Mr. Wingate--just you wait and see.""
CHAPTER XV
THE "HERO" AND THE COWBOY
"So that was the end of it, hey?" said Captain Bailey. "Well, it"s what you might expect, but it wa"n"t much to be so anxious to tell; and as for PROVIN" anything about fortune tellin"--why--"
"It AIN"T the end," shouted the exasperated Barzilla. "Not nigh the end.
"Twas the beginnin". The housekeeper left us that day, of course, and for the rest of that summer the servant question kept me and Jonadab from thinkin" of other things. Course, the reason for the Butler scamp"s sudden switch was plain enough. Susannah"s lawyer had settled the case with the railroad and, even after his fee was subtracted, there was fifteen hundred left. That was enough sight better"n nine hundred, so Sim figgered when he heard of it; and he hustled to make up with his old girl.
"Fifteen hundred dollars doesn"t last long with some folks. At the beginnin" of the next spring season both of "em was round huntin" jobs.
Susannah was a fust-rate waitress, so we hired her for that--no more housekeeper for hers, and served her right. As for her husband, we took him on in the stable. He wouldn"t have been wuth his salt if it hadn"t been for her. She said she"d keep him movin" and she did. She nagged and henpecked him till I"d have been sorry if "twas anybody else; as "twas, I got consider"ble satisfaction out of it.
"I got one letter from Effie pretty soon after she left, sayin" she liked her new job and that the Van Wedderburns liked her. And that"s all I did hear, though Bob himself wrote me in May, sayin" him and Mabel, his wife, had bought a summer cottage in Wapatomac, and me and Jonadab--especially me--must be sure and come to see it and them. He never mentioned his second girl, and I almost forgot her myself.
"But one afternoon in early July a big six-cylinder automobile come sailin" down the road and into the Old Home House yard. A shofer--I b"lieve that"s what they call the tribe--was at the helm of it, and on the back seat, lollin" luxurious against the upholstery, was a man and a woman, got up regardless in silk dusters and goggles and veils and prosperity. I never expect to see the Prince of Wales and his wife, but I know how they"d look--after seein" them two.
"Jonadab was at the bottom step to welcome "em, bowin" and sc.r.a.pin" as if his middle j"int had just been iled. I wa"n"t fur astern, and every boarder on deck was all eyes and envy.
"The shofer opens the door of the after c.o.c.kpit of the machine, and the man gets out fust, treadin" gingerly but grand, as if he was doin" the ground a condescension by steppin" on it. Then he turns to the woman and she slides out, her duds rustlin" like the wind in a scrub oak. The pair sails up the steps, Jonadab and me backin" and fillin" in front of "em.
All the help that could get to a window to peek had knocked off work to do it.
""Ahem!" says the man, pompous as Julius Caesar--he was big and straight and fine lookin" and had black side whiskers half mast on his cheeks--ahem!" says he. "I say, good people, may we have dinner here?"
"Well, they tell us time and tide waits for no man, but prob"ly that don"t include the n.o.bility. Anyhow, although "twas long past our reg"lar dinner time, I heard Jonadab tellin" "em sure and sartin they could. If they wouldn"t mind settin" on the piazza or in the front parlor for a spell, he"d have somethin" prepared in a jiffy. So up to the piazza they paraded and come to anchor in a couple of chairs.