CURTAIN
ACT III
An octagon ante-room of the hall at LORD WILLIAM DROMONDY"S.
A shining room lighted by gold candelabra, with gold-curtained pillars, through which the shining hall and a little of the grand stairway are visible. A small table with a gold-coloured cloth occupies the very centre of the room, which has a polished parquet floor and high white walls. Gold-coloured doors on the left. Opposite these doors a window with gold-coloured curtains looks out on Park Lane. LADY WILLIAM standing restlessly between the double doors and the arch which leads to the hall.
JAMES is stationary by the double doors, from behind which come sounds of speech and applause.
POULDER. [Entering from the hall] His Grace the Duke of Exeter, my lady.
[His GRACE enters. He is old, and youthful, with a high colour and a short rough white beard. LADY WILLIAM advances to meet him. POULDER stands by.]
LADY W. Oh! Father, you ARE late.
HIS G. Awful crowd in the streets, Nell. They"ve got a coffin-- couldn"t get by.
LADY W. Coin? Whose?
HIS G. The Government"s I should think-no flowers, by request. I say, have I got to speak?
LADY W. Oh! no, dear.
HIS G. H"m! That"s unlucky. I"ve got it here. [He looks down his cuff] Found something I said in 1914--just have done.
LADY W. Oh! If you"ve got it--James, ask Lord William to come to me for a moment. [JAMES vanishes through the door. To THE DUKE] Go in, Grand-dad; they"ll be so awfully pleased to see you. I"ll tell Bill.
HIS G. Where"s Anne?
LADY W. In bed, of course.
HIS G. I got her this--rather nice?
[He has taken from his breast-pocket one of those street toy-men that jump head over heels on your hand; he puts it through its paces.]
LADY W. [Much interested] Oh! no, but how sweet! She"ll simply love it.
POULDER. If I might suggest to Your Grace to take it in and operate it. It"s sweated, Your Grace. They-er-make them in those places.
HIS G. By Jove! D"you know the price, Poulder?
POULDER. [Interrogatively] A penny, is it? Something paltry, Your Grace!
HIS G. Where"s that woman who knows everything; Miss Munday?
LADY W. Oh! She"ll be in there, somewhere.
[His GRACE moves on, and pa.s.ses through the doors. The sound of applause is heard.]
POULDER. [Discreetly] would you care to see the bomb, my lady?
LADY W. Of course--first quiet moment.
POULDER. I"ll bring it up, and have a watch put on it here, my lady.
[LORD WILLIAM comes through the double doom followed by JAMES.
POULDER retires.]
LORD W. Can"t you come, Nell?
LADY W. Oh! Bill, your Dad wants to speak.
LORD W. The deuce he does--that"s bad.
LADY W. Yes, of course, but you must let him; he"s found something he said in 1914.
LORD W. I knew it. That"s what they"ll say. Standing stock still, while h.e.l.l"s on the jump around us.
LADY W. Never mind that; it"ll please him; and he"s got a lovely little sweated toy that turns head over heels at one penny.
LORD W. H"m! Well, come on.
LADY W. No, I must wait for stragglers. There"s sure to be an editor in a hurry.
POULDER. [Announcing] Mis-ter Gold-rum!
LADY W. [Sotto voce] And there he is! [She advances to meet a thin, straggling man in eyegla.s.ses, who is smiling absently] How good of you!
MR. G. Thanks awfully. I just er--and then I"m afraid I must--er-- Things look very----Thanks----Thanks so much.
[He straggles through the doors, and is enclosed by JAMES.]
POULDER. Miss Mun-day.
LORD W. There! I thought she was in--She really is the most unexpected woman! How do you do? How awfully sweet of you!
MISS M. [An elderly female schoolboy] How do you do? There"s a spiffing crowd. I believe things are really going Bolshy. How do you do, Lord William? Have you got any of our people to show? I told one or two, in case--they do so simply love an outing.
JAMES. There are three old chips in the lobby, my Lord.
LORD W. What? Oh! I say! Bring them in at once. Why--they"re the hub of the whole thing.
JAMES. [Going] Very good, my Lord.
LADY W. I am sorry. I"d no notion; and they"re such dears always.
MISS M. I must tell you what one of them said to me. I"d told him not to use such bad language to his wife. "Don"t you worry, Ma!" he said, "I expert you can do a bit of that yourself!"