He stormed Vohrenlorf"s defences and burst into my room late one night.
"So we"re going back, sire?" he cried. "Back to our work, back to harness?"
"You"re going too?" I asked quietly.
He threw back his hair from his forehead.
"Yes, I too," he said. "Struboff has paid me off; I have played, I have won, I am rich, I desire to serve my country. You don"t appear pleased, sire?"
"When you serve your country, I have to set about saving mine," said I dryly.
"Oh, you"ll be glad of the distraction of public affairs," he sneered.
"Madame Mansoni-Struboff has not fulfilled my hopes of her. I thought you"d have no leisure for politics for a long while to come."
"The pupil of Hammerfeldt speaks to me," he said with a smile. "You would be right, very likely, but for the fact that madame has dismissed me."
"You use a conventional phrase?"
"Well then, she has--well, yes, I do use a conventional phrase."
"I shall congratulate M. Struboff on an increased tranquillity."
The evening was chilly, and I had a bit of fire. Wetter sat looking into it, hugging his knees and swaying his body to and fro. I stood on the hearthrug by him.
"I have still time," he said suddenly. "I"m a young man. I can do something still."
"You can turn me out, you think?"
"I don"t want to turn you out."
"Use me, perhaps?"
"Tame you, perhaps."
I looked down at him and I laughed.
"Why do you laugh?" he asked. "I thought I should have roused that sleeping dignity of yours."
"Oh, my friend," said I, "you will not tame me, and you will not do great things."
"Why not?" he asked, briefly and brusquely.
"You"ll play again, you"ll do some mad prank, some other woman will--let us stick to our phrase--will not dismiss you. When an irresistible force encounters an immovable object---- You know the old puzzle?"
"Interpret your parable, O King!"
"When a great brain is joined to an impossible temper--result?"
"The result is nothing," said he, taking a fresh grip of his knees.
"Even so, even so," I nodded.
"But I have done things," he persisted.
"Yes, and then undone them. My friend, you"re a tragedy." And I lit a cigarette.
He sat where he was for a moment longer; then he sprang up with a loud laugh.
"A tragedy! A tragedy! If I make one, by Heaven the world is rich in them! Take Struboff for another. But your Majesty is wrong. I"m a farce."
"Yes, you"re a bit of a farce," said I.
He laid his hand on my arm and looked full and long in my face.
"So you"ve made your study of us?" he asked. "Oh, I know why you came to Paris! Coralie, Struboff, myself--you have us all now?"
"Pretty well," said I. "To understand people is both useful and interesting; and to a man in my position it has the further attraction of being difficult."
"And you think Bederhof is too strong for me?"
"He is stupid and respectable. My dear Wetter, what chance have you?"
"There"s a river in this town. Shall I jump in?"
"Heavens, no! You"d set it all a-hissing and a-boiling."
"To-night, sire, I thought of killing Struboff."
"Ah, yes, the pleasures of imagination! I often indulge in them."
"Then a bullet for myself."
"Of course! And another impresario for Coralie! You must look ahead in such matters."
"It would have made a great sensation."
"Everywhere, except in the bosom of Coralie."
"Your cleverness robbed the world of that other sensation long ago. If I had killed you!"
"It would have been another--another impresario for my Princess."
"We shall meet at Forstadt? You"ll ask me to the wedding?"
"Unless you have incurred Princess Heinrich"s anger."
"I tell you I"m going to settle down."