The Knights of Arthur.
by Frederik Pohl.
_With one suitcase as his domain, Arthur was desperately in need of armed henchmen ... for his keys to a kingdom were typewriter keys!_
I
There was three of us--I mean if you count Arthur. We split up to avoid attracting attention. Engdahl just came in over the big bridge, but I had Arthur with me so I had to come the long way around.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
When I registered at the desk, I said I was from Chicago. You know how it is. If you say you"re from Philadelphia, it"s like saying you"re from St. Louis or Detroit--I mean _n.o.body_ lives in Philadelphia any more. Shows how things change. A couple years ago, Philadelphia was all the fashion. But not now, and I wanted to make a good impression.
I even tipped the bellboy a hundred and fifty dollars. I said: "Do me a favor. I"ve got my baggage b.o.o.by-trapped--"
"Natch," he said, only mildly impressed by the bill and a half, even less impressed by me.
"I mean _really_ b.o.o.by-trapped. Not just a burglar alarm. Besides the alarm, there"s a little surprise on a short fuse. So what I want you to do, if you hear the alarm go off, is come running. Right?"
"And get my head blown off?" He slammed my bags onto the floor.
"Mister, you can take your d.a.m.n money and--"
"Wait a minute, friend." I pa.s.sed over another hundred. "Please? It"s only a shaped charge. It won"t hurt anything except anybody who messes around, see? But I don"t want it to go off. So you come running when you hear the alarm and scare him away and--"
"No!" But he was less positive. I gave him two hundred more and he said grudgingly: "All right. If I hear it. Say, what"s in there that"s worth all that trouble?"
"Papers," I lied.
He leered. "Sure."
"No fooling, it"s just personal stuff. Not worth a penny to anybody but me, understand? So don"t get any ideas--"
He said in an injured tone: "Mister, naturally the _staff_ won"t bother your stuff. What kind of a hotel do you think this is?"
"Of course, of course," I said. But I knew he was lying, because I knew what kind of hotel it was. The staff was there only because being there gave them a chance to knock down more money than they could make any other way. What other kind of hotel was there?
Anyway, the way to keep the staff on my side was by bribery, and when he left I figured I had him at least temporarily bought. He promised to keep an eye on the room and he would be on duty for four more hours--which gave me plenty of time for my errands.
I made sure Arthur was plugged in and cleaned myself up. They had water running--New York"s very good that way; they always have water running. It was even hot, or nearly hot. I let the shower splash over me for a while, because there was a lot of dust and dirt from the Bronx that I had to get off me. The way it looked, hardly anybody had been up that way since it happened.
I dried myself, got dressed and looked out the window. We were fairly high up--fifteenth floor. I could see the Hudson and the big bridge up north of us. There was a huge cloud of smoke coming from somewhere near the bridge on the other side of the river, but outside of that everything looked normal. You would have thought there were people in all those houses. Even the streets looked pretty good, until you noticed that hardly any of the cars were moving.
I opened the little bag and loaded my pockets with enough money to run my errands. At the door, I stopped and called over my shoulder to Arthur: "Don"t worry if I"m gone an hour or so. I"ll be back."
I didn"t wait for an answer. That would have been pointless under the circ.u.mstances.
After Philadelphia, this place seemed to be bustling with activity.
There were four or five people in the lobby and a couple of dozen more out in the street.
I tarried at the desk for several reasons. In the first place, I was expecting Vern Engdahl to try to contact me and I didn"t want him messing with the luggage--not while Arthur might get nervous. So I told the desk clerk that in case anybody came inquiring for Mr.
Schlaepfer, which was the name I was using--my real name being Sam Dunlap--he was to be told that on no account was he to go to my room but to wait in the lobby; and in any case I would be back in an hour.
"Sure," said the desk clerk, holding out his hand.
I crossed it with paper. "One other thing," I said. "I need to buy an electric typewriter and some other stuff. Where can I get them?"
"PX," he said promptly.
"PX?"
"What used to be Macy"s," he explained. "You go out that door and turn right. It"s only about a block. You"ll see the sign."
"Thanks." That cost me a hundred more, but it was worth it. After all, money wasn"t a problem--not when we had just come from Philadelphia.
The big sign read "PX," but it wasn"t big enough to hide an older sign underneath that said "Macy"s." I looked it over from across the street.
Somebody had organized it pretty well. I had to admire them. I mean I don"t like New York--wouldn"t live there if you gave me the place--but it showed a sort of go-getting spirit. It was no easy job getting a full staff together to run a department store operation, when any city the size of New York must have a couple thousand stores. You know what I mean? It"s like running a hotel or anything else--how are you going to get people to work for you when they can just as easily walk down the street, find a vacant store and set up their own operation?
But Macy"s was fully manned. There was a guard at every door and a walking patrol along the block-front between the entrances to make sure n.o.body broke in through the windows. They all wore green armbands and uniforms--well, lots of people wore uniforms.
I walked over.
"Afternoon," I said affably to the guard. "I want to pick up some stuff. Typewriter, maybe a gun, you know. How do you work it here?
Flat rate for all you can carry, prices marked on everything, or what is it?"
He stared at me suspiciously. He was a monster; six inches taller than I, he must have weighed two hundred and fifty pounds. He didn"t look very smart, which might explain why he was working for somebody else these days. But he was smart enough for what he had to do.
He demanded: "You new in town?"
I nodded.
He thought for a minute. "All right, buddy. Go on in. You pick out what you want, see? We"ll straighten out the price when you come out."
"Fair enough." I started past him.
He grabbed me by the arm. "No tricks," he ordered. "You come out the same door you went in, understand?"
"Sure," I said, "if that"s the way you want it."
That figured--one way or another: either they got a commission, or, like everybody else, they lived on what they could knock down. I filed that for further consideration.