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"Hmm!"
"Hey baby girl I"ve been watching you all day (all day, all day)"
"Maaaaaan that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing amazing)"
Huh?
Where"s that coming from?
I slowly open my eyes and reach towards the sound. After a couple of taps it goes away. Was that my alarm clock. Strange, I don"t recall changing my morning song.
"Okay! Time to wake up Dylan, it"s another day of h.e.l.l."
My eyes slowly open, and after a couple seconds of inner turmoil, I shed the covers and begin to stand up. While doing some light exercises, I notice that something is not quite right.
"Hey, where"s my poster of G.o.ddess Irene?!"
"Landlady! That .... tch .... always taking my stuff and giving it to that little twerp of hers" saying that because I"m so old it"s creepy to be liking girl groups"
"Does she think I"m stupid? That was $150. It was a limited edition signed copy!"
"Thank G.o.d, I turned 18 last week no longer have to stay in a government supervised building. I"ll move somewhere cheap and hehe spend all my money on merch! Twice, Red Velvet, SNSD, Blackpink <3>
Okay that"s enough daydreaming. Time to freshen up. Now where did I put my slippers?
Hold up! This is not my room!
Its the complete opposite. Its like something straight out of a magazine. Huge windows, high ceilings , a walk in closet, en suite and a killer view of the city skyline.
"Holy Fudge where am I?"
Did I drink to much last night? it was my first time. Sh** I only had one gla.s.s. I can"t be such a lightweight, can I? Was I drugged!?
Don"t tell me! This is the whole I got drunk and taken advantage of by a black-bellied CEO scenario? Now my best friend will steal my girlfriend and I"ll become pregnant and after years abroad after losing my child return years later and meet my child and his father while not knowing it is them!
Okay so, where is the vixen that took advantage of me?
By the look of this room she must be pretty loaded. Did I just hit the jackpot? Dylan, if we play this right we going to be set for life. You deserve her money uhhmmm I mean as a man you have to take responsibility for your actions right? Right! Mission Confirmed: Find the rich lady and seduce. Side mission optional: If its a rich dude (please be handsome) and seduce.
*Cough Cough*
"Oh Dearest!? Where are you?
"Come out! Come out wherever you are"
----- ????------
Total silence. She must be playing hard to get.
I begin a sweep of my surroundings and see no sign of anyone else. As I am about to give up on this mission, I spot the picture of some good-looking guy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Anything but Yaoi, please author-nim!"
"Spare me from the torment, I beg of thee."
"At least he"s handsome..."
"Hey who said that? Come out right now!"
Wait a second, that"s not a picture.
It"s a mirror!
If it"s a mirror whose face is that?
Is it a ghost? Arghhhhhhh!!!
Wait, but where"s my reflection? Did I become a vampire? Is this twilight?
No! This face is ....ME!!!?
Touching "my face", I confirm that this is real.
*Smack*
YES!
This... is...real...
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Did I get the genre wrong?
"Is this the legendary reincarnation?"
"h.e.l.ls yeah!"
"Oh Divine Being, deity responsible for this miracle! I don"t know why you have chosen me, but thank you for this blessing! TT"
But if i"m reincarnated? Did I die? I had to have, right? But why can"t I remember dying?
I throw that thought to the back of my head for now, as it doesn"t really matter. No one will miss me, I was an orphan anyway.
Looking up at the mirror, I confirm once again.
Yes. *Nod* *Nod*
I"m hot.
Like super, super, super hot!
"Noonas, here I come!!!"