_J"ai beaucoup de choses a dire_--oh no, I forgot--you asked me to write in English, because it would help your spelling. That was a large compliment, _mon pet.i.t choux_, but _do_ look up the most difficult words in the dictionary. It would be more safe. I am trying to think in English, but I find I think faster in French still; and I need to think extremely fast now, as fast as heat lightning. _Aussi_ I dream in French, about American people, which mixes me up; and one laughs when I don"t get my sentences right. You must not take me for a model, though I will do all my possible, and improve as the time pa.s.ses on.
As I promised, I begin a letter to you on the ship, but I cannot finish, for too many things happening and the times--I mean the weather--being so bad. Perhaps it is better I did not, for everything is different now from what we thought. Darling Larry has lost all his money, and we are in the soup. But it is a superb soup, because we have a _chef_ the most famous of the world. I have almost fear to tell you his name! It is the same as yours, only that naturally he has not the "de," though he has the grand air and is richer than we when we were rich. It will look strange to you, this, that we should have an employe so wonderful when we are in ruins. But he is not an employe like others. We are as his servants. And we have him because he helps us make our house a hotel for the high world. He is not alone in helping us, my father and me. There is, besides, a band who helps. Not a band that plays music, you comprehend, but a ring--a circle of people. I have made their acquaintance on the ship, all but one who came on the _quai_ when we arrived, and broke the truth of Larry. I did not cry, though I saw all my happy days we have talked of so much, you and me, fly away in smoke.
I thought not of them, but of Larry, which was worse, for I had a cold fear in my heart like the lumps of raspberry ice we sometimes swallowed too large and fast on the fete days. I feared he might have suffered too much and made himself die. I can speak of that now when I know he is saved. But he did not even wish to be dead. He is brave and wonderful and has earned some of the money back at roulette. I hoped he would earn more like that, it was so easy, beginning only with a few dollars and waiting till they mounted up, and he hoped so, too. But he has had to put himself in the hands of the band who advise us, and they do not approve the roulette. It is too often raided by the police; and then you do not win quite always.
Larry is too much the charmer for a good man of affairs, and I do not know what would have become of us two if it had not been for this band.
It was they who thought of the hotel. At least, it was one--a man. I cannot tell you all about him now, it would take too long a time. And, besides, what can you tell of a man when you know nothing of him unless that he makes every one march as he chooses either with some word or some look of the eyes, though he is the poorest of all and has taken work as secretary? He is named Storm. For a man he is young, though for you and me it would be an age--thirty or thirty-two, Mrs. Winston thinks. Captain and Mrs. Winston are of the band. He is Captain the Honourable. That is the way the English put their t.i.tles with the soldier part in the front. They spell it "Honble" on letters or the lists of pa.s.sengers, but you do not call them by it at all, which is odd; because if not, what is its use? Mrs. Shuster (that is another of the band) says Captain Winston will be a lord some day. He is wounded and very handsome, and his wife is a beauty and a darling. I have to call her Molly and she has made of me a "Patsey." What do you think she has done, when it burst out that Larry and I were poor as the mice of churches? She paid the _douane_ for my dresses, those sweet things Madame la Marquise, your dear mother, troubled herself to choose for me.
Then Molly bought them as I believed for herself, as we are much of the same form, though she is grander by some centimetres in front and at the waist. It was only on my birthday that I find they are for me! I said, "But, dear, dear cabbage, I can never wear all these when I am keeping a hotel!" She said: "Yes, you can, my cabbagette, for this hotel will be different. You and Larry are high swells and it will be a favour that people are let into your beautiful home. They will be glad of the luck to know you and they will pay for the privilege. The better you dress and the more proud you act the more will they be content and think they have the money"s worth. Only the richest ones can afford to come."
That is well, perhaps, because we have not enough rooms for a grand crowd. We have twenty-five _chambres_, counting great with small, and with haste two beds are being installed in some. Each person, if you will believe me, is forced to pay at the least thirty dollars (a hundred and fifty francs) a day. It is crushing! I have thought no one would come. But they do already, though we are not yet in a state of reception. The first day when the announcement showed in the journals of New York and all other grand cities the rush began. That same night we had what Molly Winston calls sholes (or is it shoals?) of telegrams. I thought shoals were of fish only. I will copy a little of the _avis au public_. _Le voila!_
"Monsieur Marcel Moncourt has the honour to announce that from April 1st the historic mansion of Kidd"s Pines, near Huntersford, Long Island, will open under his direction as a hotel de luxe."
There was quite a lot more, explaining how Lafayette and Jerome Bonaparte, and King Edward VII when Prince of Wales had been entertained by ancestors of the present owner, Mr. Laurence Moore, who would now act as host; and that there were baths to all but five of the bed chambers.
Was it not good chance that Larry had them put in? They are not paid for yet, and the plumber, with some others, has been very unkind, making Larry a bankroot--no, a bankrupt. We shall soon be rich again with all these thirties and forties and fifties and hundreds of dollars a day (we can take forty people to say nothing of servants if some of them will sleep _ensemble_), and then we can pay every one. _Aussi_ the announcement spoke of the pines which have given to our place its name.
There was a pirate captain named Kidd who buried gold under these trees or near, and though each of our generations since has dug hard whenever it felt poor, n.o.body has ever found anything, so the treasure is still there--wherever it is. Larry wanted to advertise that all might dig, male or female. Monsieur Moncourt would not permit, however. He said his name was enough, and further advertising would waste the money of the _syndicat_. He is part of the _syndicat_, and has more in it than the others. He would not come if it could not be that way, Mr. Storm told Larry. Mr. Storm has a friend who is a friend of Monsieur Moncourt"s, a great friend he must be, because Monsieur M. will do anything to please him. Monsieur M. takes his salary of manager in shares. Mr. Storm does not have shares, because he, too, like us, is poor as mice who go to church--which it seems they are allowed to do in America, though I do not think we should let them in much in France. Mrs. Shuster, who has Mr. Storm for her secretary, is of the _syndicat_, and so is Mr. Edward Caspian, the man who broke the bad news for me. He is about as young as Mr. Storm, yet looks more young on account of being small and blond, with curly hair like Larry"s. But he is not like Larry in other ways.
Molly says he looks a combination of Lord Fauntleroy and Don Juan. I have read Lord Fauntleroy when I was a child, but not Don Juan, so I cannot judge. Do you know, _cherie_, I think he is in love with me, and Angele thinks the same. She says it will be a good work to marry him, as he has one of the most gross fortunes of America, besides being rather _beau_, and _bon garcon_. Angele was not nice for a time when we had no servants at Kidd"s Pines, and I asked her to wash a dish. She had the air of one ready to burst. But we stayed a few days at the Winstons"
place, which has been left in a will to them, and Angele became more happy. She says Madame la Marquise often took counsel with her and sacrificed her to me that I might have some one of experience to advise me in things of life greater than the dressing of hair. She has fallen into a devotion for Larry, and it is for his sake she wishes me to say yes if I am asked by Mr. Caspian. Well! I have not to decide till by and by, because he has not asked. For the moment I do not like him so very strongly, I cannot know why. Every one else seems to, except Mr. Storm, and a darling dog we have here, a golden collie, belonging to Larry, but like the baths, not paid for. It jumped against Mr. Caspian and frightened him so much that he wished it to be tied in a chain. We did not do it, though. I don"t love men to have fear of dogs.
Mr. Caspian has come to live with us--in our hotel, I mean. Though he has the shares, if you will believe me he pays three hundred and fifty francs a day. So does Mrs. Shuster. She has a suite of bedroom and sitting-room. A good many of our rooms are like that, with curtains between. It was Larry"s idea when Mamma and he were married and invited many guests.
Mr. Storm would not come to stay, though Mrs. S. wished to pay for him.
She is a very rich _bourgeoise_ who drops something off herself whenever she moves, if it is only a hairpin; but many time it is a worse thing.
And she composes tracts about peace. She asked Mr. Storm to help her write some, but he said he knew nothing of peace, he had never had any.
So you see he does what he likes, though a secretary. He has the most wonderful eyes ever seen. They haunt you as if they had looked deep into strange, sad things. You think of them at night before you go to sleep, and wonder about them, whether you have seen them long ago--and what they mean--for everybody thinks something different of him and his past, some good, some bad. He is not afraid of the collie, but pats it when he pa.s.ses. And he lights up when he laughs! He has taken a room in the village near, in a little house, which he considers more suitable to him than this. Mr. Caspian, who was a socialist once, but is not now, says Mr. Storm dresses like an anarchist. He does not wish Mrs. Shuster to employ Mr. Storm, and this pleases her, because she thinks Mr. Caspian is "jealous." But figure to yourself! An old woman of forty and more!
I forgot to tell you the rest about Monsieur Moncourt. He directs the kitchen as well as the whole house, but you would not have to be ashamed of him even if you were _parents_. He does not come to our dining-room to eat, but has a little one of his own. He has gray hair, a sorrowful, dreamy face like a great artist who has lost an idea; but I suppose it is only that he is always thinking of some marvellous new _plat_ to invent. He spends five days a week on Long Island and two in New York, for he has a house there of his own. I should love to go one day and see what it is like! Perhaps I shall go, with Molly.
I forgot _aussi_ to tell you of the automobile you said you so much envied me. Captain Winston attended to the _douane_, and it is settled for us to keep the car as an "investment." I do not quite know who arranged this, because it was like the baths and the collie, not paid.
But some one did arrange, and will be paid of course when we are making profits. I know it was Mr. Storm who said, in the _conseil de guerre_ we had about the hotel, that there must be _at least_ one motor to take guests on tour, and the smarter the car the better. But he could not have been the one to pay as he is the poorest of us all. Oh, I am so glad it is my _duty_ to keep this darling car which was to have been my birthday present from Larry! I shall learn to drive it myself. Captain Winston will teach me. He knows how to drive all cars of every breed.
Molly calls him her "Lightning Conductor." I could not wait till the chauffeur arrives.
By the way, we have a Russian count and his wife, an Austrian count and his, already all old, here. Mrs. Shuster is thrilled, and says their t.i.tles are a "draw." The trouble is the counts quarrel on politics and make snorty sounds at each other, so they have to be kept from colliding. It is I who must do this the most often, and it tears my nerves.
My pigeon, I will write again one of these days soon, when I have settled. Now I am still on my head!
Your upside down friend, PATRICE.
P. S. Larry has read this letter and says it is very bad English--shocking! But I cannot write it all over again. You will see, I shall do better next time.
V
PETER STORM TO JAMES STRICKLAND, A NEW YORK LAWYER CELEBRATED FOR HIS BRILLIANT DEFENCE OF CERTAIN FAMOUS CRIMINALS
_Huntersford, Long Island_, _April Something or Other._ (Why be a slave to dates?)
DEAR STRICKLAND:
Yours full of reproaches for changing my plans and upsetting yours is "duly to hand," as you"d probably phrase it yourself. What are you _for_, my dear man, except to take trouble off the shoulders of others on to your own? I ask you that! You like it. You thrive on it. With your uncanny talent for character reading, you should never have expected anything of me but the unexpected. And the whole embroglio is your fault, if you come to look at it between the eyes. I ought never to have come back from Siberia four years ago. You hauled me back. What did I do in the West and in the South? You know only too well. Yet here I am again, at your call.
You"ll say you didn"t call me to do what I"m doing now, but something widely different. I meant to answer the call in your way, it"s true (if at all), but for reasons which have cropped up I prefer to do it in my own. You ought to be pleased at this, because I"ve now _definitely determined to answer the call_. I hadn"t at first. I"d made up my mind no farther than to come and look into the matter you spoke of. I"m looking into it all right where I am, I a.s.sure you, though from a different angle than that proposed by you.
I don"t know why you "deduce" that there"s a woman in the case, for there never has been one before. There were sometimes several, I admit.
But never One. Trust you to see the distinction! Have you been pumping Marcel? You may as well admit it if you have, for I shall ask him when I see him next at one of our secret meetings, and he will confess. There"s nothing he can refuse me, as you have cause to know--and you know why.
I inquire as to this more from curiosity than anxiety, because I should rather like to know what is in Marcel"s mind about me. I never knew he had the qualities of a detective among his many gifts. He has plenty of others! But what does it matter what he thinks, or you screw out of him?
I don"t mind telling you frankly that your suspicions are justified--to a certain extent. It"s not a woman who is in the case. It"s a girl. Is that worse or better, think you?
I"m not in love with her, but Edward Caspian is, and I am dog in the manger enough not to want him to get her. My future fate--as I expect it to be--lies thousands of hard miles away from this exquisite American child, just unfolded from the pink cotton of a French convent. I am human, however. I"m not a stone, but a man. I saw the girl on the ship, and before I heard her name something stirred in my memory. You know already what the name is, if you know anything from Marcel, or if you"ve put two and two together--a favourite occupation of yours, and then skilfully demonstrating that they"re five!
She didn"t remember me--how could she?--though she did once say something about my eyes "looking familiar." Naturally I was interested in her. And though I thoroughly enjoyed the patronage of Mrs. Shuster and some others who condescended to visit us third-cla.s.s animals, I could but appreciate the delicate discrimination of Miss Moore and her friend Mrs. Winston.
I"ve never thought of myself as a chivalrous person. On the contrary, I"m what my life has made of me, something of the brute. But such dregs of chivalry as had settled at the bottom of my soul"s cup were stirred by the news of Laurence Moore"s trouble and its immediate effect upon his daughter. I heard on the dock, and the child heard on the dock--from Caspian, who had come to meet my present employer, Mrs. Shuster. It was easy to see (knowing what we know of him now) that Caspian had decided at first sight to go for the girl, who has grown astonishingly pretty and attractive. I"m here to block his game. That"s why I took on this idiotic job with Madam Shuster. It"s enough to make a Libyan lion laugh!
But I saw no other way of keeping near, to do the watchdog act--not being a gentleman or a millionaire like Caspian, able to live at leisure anywhere preferred.
This blooming hotel business was started to prevent Caspian getting his entering wedge into the crack of the family fortunes. He was all generosity. Wanted to lend money on a mortgage, just the sort of thing a lazy, happy-go-lucky chap like Moore would snap at. And the child couldn"t be expected to look farther ahead than her father looked.
Marcel was my next inspiration--a bait to decide Moore that I was not to be despised as an adviser. Now, I am the power behind the throne--very _much_ behind, it"s true, not in the palace of the king at all, but prodding at the throne with a thin stick through an all but invisible hole in the wall. If it"s visible to any one, that one is Caspian himself, who probably realized in the hour of battle between us that I"d guessed what he was up to.
I am a type he would dislike and distrust in any case, as I think small men are apt to dislike bigger ones capable of reducing them by superior brute force if necessary. As it is, he hates me. I suppose he thinks I have designs on Miss Moore myself: "the pauper adventurer who has already taken advantage of his influence over an older woman to gain access to the heroine." Sounds like a moving picture "cut in," doesn"t it? Not only does he (the self-cast hero of the picture) intend to punish the villain"s impudent interference with him, but to unmask the wretch in order to thwart his designs upon the heroine. To do this, the said hero has put a detective agency on to me.
I can hear you ask sharply, "How do you know this?"
The answer is, "I _don"t_ know. I feel it." And the life I"ve led has taught me to trust my feelings. I have been like a stag in the forest who scents the unseen hunters when still very far off. If the villain, Peter Storm, is "unmasked"--well, so much the worse for him, but others will fall with his fall, we know. And the danger for me (it is a danger, I admit) only adds to the--fun.
Probably you"ll mention the word "d.a.m.n" or some other a.n.a.logous one when you read that. "_Fun!_" you"ll sneer. But my dear fellow, it expresses my point of view. I _am_ having fun. I"m having the time of my life.
Afterward--"let come what come may, I shall have had my day." And I"m going to fight it out on these lines if it takes all summer--unless Caspian undermines me and blows up my trenches.
The latter, by the way, are of a homely character. I lurk in lodgings at the village dressmaker"s. I have one room at the back of the house, its dormer window looking over a gra.s.s plot and a chicken coop. Fortunately the c.o.c.k is as morose and reserved an individual as I am myself, without my sense of humour--or else he"s henpecked. He never opens his head till it"s necessary to salute the sunrise; and the hens consider it bad form to boast loudly because a mere egg has been given to the world. For this accommodation I pay four dollars a week, and ten cents a day for having a rubber bath filled. Breakfast of bread, b.u.t.ter, and coffee is brought to my room by a timid fawn of a dressmaker"s daughter who does me the honour of fearing and admiring me, I surmise. I pay twenty cents for her attendance and admiration. Mine is the simple life, but luxurious compared with many of my experiences. As to clothes, I am always Hyde, never Jekyll. It"s safer. My hat is the worst thing in hats you ever beheld, though I have at times surpa.s.sed it.
You would think I ought to have plenty of leisure on my hands for the work I brought from Siberia, but I confess the girl has got between me and it. Don"t waste a smile. No girl born could tempt me to what I should have to give up for her. Besides, there are a thousand other obstacles between me and love. If she wastes a few thoughts on me--as perhaps she does sometimes--it"s only curiosity concerning the "Ship"s Mystery." That"s what they all called me on board, I heard. But there is the past, a faded yet beautiful background of early youth--one of the few really beautiful things in my life. And there is the girl, a radiant figure in the foreground.
I"m in the house at Kidd"s Pines often enough, doing my secretarial work (a howl of laughter here, please!), to see pretty well all that goes on, and the demoniac joy I feel in acting as _deus ex machina_ I can"t express to you, because I don"t entirely understand it myself. But I wouldn"t be out of this for anything.
Miss Moore has been learning to drive her car. (You know about that car!) Captain Winston began to give her lessons, but cracked up, as his wounds aren"t thoroughly mended yet. I had half a mind to offer my services, but thought it would add too much fuel to the fire of curiosity, so held my peace until--well, several things happened first.
Among them was the coming of Castnet, the chauffeur engaged by Marcel himself--a Frenchman, too young to be mobilized, but supposed to understand a Grayles-Grice. He looked a smart fellow, and a lesson or two went off well, according to what I heard in Mrs. Shuster"s room.
Miss Moore sometimes comes in when I am there, with news from the front, so to speak: what new guests have arrived, what they are like, how they get on together--or don"t get on; for Kidd"s Pines as a hotel is already a going concern.
Three days after Castnet"s arrival Miss Moore gave up having her lesson in order to give Count von Falm and his wife a spin. They happened to be the only guests--except my boss--without a car of their own, and von Falm pointedly alluded to an advertis.e.m.e.nt promising an automobile for the service of visitors. Thereupon the bomb exploded. Young Castnet, like a sprat defying a sturgeon, refused to drive an enemy of his country. The sturgeon demanded the sprat"s discharge. Miss Moore sought her father. "Larry" was teaching the Russian Countess tennis, and gaily gave his daughter _carte blanche_. She, overwhelmed by responsibility, temporized. France, you see, is her second home! The Austrian was in no mood to stand half measures, and gave notice of departure. Meanwhile, Castnet departed without this ceremony, unaware that Providence was at work in his behalf. Behold Kidd"s Pines with its best room empty and minus a chauffeur! But Miss Moore was undaunted. At any moment somebody else might clamour for the car. She determined to be her own chauffeur, and on the strength of her half-dozen lessons, set out alone to experiment with the forty horsepower Grayles-Grice.
That was when I met her on her second excursion, I think. I was taking a walk, and she was stranded in the middle of the "king"s highway," about two miles from Huntersford. Another car equally large and powerful was drawn up almost nose to nose with the Grayles-Grice, and the road was becoming congested with vehicles of various sorts. The Grayles-Grice blocked the way. It was impossible for anything else wider than a bicycle or a skeleton to proceed in either direction; consequently you would have supposed that a big reception or an automobile race was taking place in the neighbourhood.
You can imagine what language would ordinarily, in such circ.u.mstances, have belched from the serried ranks of fiery Pierce Arrows, dashing Cadillacs, and even from peace-loving Fords; but what should you say was happening in the present instance? If you refuse to commit yourself to an opinion, it"s only because you"ve never seen Miss Patricia Moore.
I will tell you what was happening!