So engrossed had I been, indeed, in the great enterprise on which I was embarked, that my actions throughout the morning had been mainly automatic. Yet how uniformly had they tended to protect me! I had bought my ticket in advance; I had given my overcoat and bag to a porter that I now knew to have been my saviour in disguise; I had sallied forth from the station and thus given him an opportunity for safe converse with me.
The omens were good: I could trust my luck to-day, I felt, and, greatly comforted, I began to look about me.
I found myself, the only occupant, in a first-cla.s.s carriage. On the window was plastered a notice, in Dutch and German, to the effect that the carriage was reserved. Suddenly I thought of my bag and overcoat.
They were nowhere to be seen. After a little search I found them beneath the seat. In the overcoat pocket was a black tie.
I lost no time in taking the hint. If any of you who read this tale should one day notice a ganger on the railway between Rotterdam and Dordrecht wearing the famous colours of a famous regiment round his neck you will understand how they got there. Then, wearied out with the fatigues of my sleepless night, I fell into a deep slumber, my verdant waterproof swathed round me, Semlin"s overcoat about my knees.
I was dreaming fitfully of a mad escape from hordes of wildly clutching guides, led by Karl the waiter, when the screaming of brakes brought me to my senses. The train was sensibly slackening speed. Outside the autumn sun was shining over pleasant brown stretches of moorland bright with heather. The next moment and before I was fully awake we had glided to a standstill at a very spick and span station and the familiar cry of "Alles aussteigen!" rang in my ears.
We were in Germany.
The realization fell upon me like a thunderclap. I was in the enemy"s country, sailing under false colours, with only the most meagre information about the man whose place I had taken and no plausible tale, such as I had fully intended to have ready, to carry me through the rigorous scrutiny of the frontier police.
What was my firm? The Halewright Manufacturing Company. What did we manufacture? I had not the faintest idea. Why was I coming to Germany at all? Again I was at a loss.
The clink of iron-shod heels in the corridor and an officer, followed closely by two privates, the white cross of the Landwehr in their helmets, stood at the door.
"Your papers, please," he said curtly but politely.
I handed over my American pa.s.sport.
"This has not been vised," said the officer.
With a pang I realized that again I was at fault. Of course, the pa.s.sport should have been stamped at the German Consulate at Rotterdam.
"I had no time," I said boldly. "I am travelling on most important business to Berlin. I only reached Rotterdam last night, after the Consulate was closed."
The lieutenant turned to one of his guards.
"Take the gentleman to the Customs Hall," he said and went on to the next carriage.
The soldier appropriated my overcoat and bag and beckoned me to follow him. Outside the platform was railed off. Everyone, I noticed, was shepherded into a long narrow pen made with iron hurdles leading to a locked door over which was written: Zoll-Revision. I was going to take my place in the queue when the soldier prodded me with his elbow. He led me to a side door which opened in the gaunt, bare Customs Hall with its long row of trestles for the examination of the pa.s.sengers" luggage. In a corner behind a desk was a large group of officers and subordinate officials, all in the grey-green uniform I knew so well from the life in the trenches. The princ.i.p.al seemed to be an immense man, inordinately gross and fat, with a bloated face and great gold spectacles. He was roaring in a loud, angry voice:
"He"s not come! There you are! Again we shall have all the trouble for nothing!"
I thought he looked an extraordinarily bad-tempered individual and I fervently prayed that I should not be brought before him.
The doors were flung open. With a rush the hall was invaded with a heterogeneous mob of people huddled pellmell together and driven along before a line of soldiers. For an hour or more babel reigned. Officials bawled at the public: the place rang with the sounds of angry altercation. After a furious dispute one man, wildly gesticulating, was dragged away by two soldiers.
I never saw such a thorough examination in my life. People"s bags were literally turned upside down and every single object pried into and besnuffled. After the customs" examination pa.s.sengers were pa.s.sed on to the searching-rooms, the men to one side, the women to the other. I caught sight of a female searcher lolling at a door ... a monstrous and grim female who reminded me of those dreadful bathing women at the seaside in our early youth.
The fat official had vanished into an office leading off the Customs Hall. He was, I surmised, the last instance, for several pa.s.sengers, including a very respectably dressed old lady, were driven into the side office and were seen no more.
During all this scene of confusion no one had taken any notice of me. My guard looked straight in front of him and said never a word. When the hall was all but cleared, a man came to the office door and made a sign to my sentinel.
At a table in the office which, despite the sunshine outside, was heated like a greenhouse, I found the fat official. Something had evidently upset him, for his brows were clouded with anger and his mastiff-like cheeks were trembling with irritation. He thrust a hand out as I entered.
"Your papers!" he grunted.
I handed over my pa.s.sport.
Directly he had examined it, a red flush spread over his cheeks and forehead and he brought his hand down on the table with a crash. The sentry beside me winced perceptibly.
"It"s not vised," the fat official screamed in a voice shrill with anger. "It"s worthless... what good do you think is this to me?"
"Excuse me ..." I said in German.
"I won"t excuse you," he roared. "Who are you? What do you want in Germany? You"ve been to London, I see by this pa.s.sport."
"I had no time to get my pa.s.sport stamped at the Consulate at Rotterdam," I said. "I arrived there too late in the evening. I could not wait. I am going to Berlin on most important business."
"That"s nothing to do with it," the man shouted. He was working himself up into a fine frenzy. "Your pa.s.sport is not in order. You"re not a German. You"re an American. We Germans know what to think of our American friends, especially those who come from London."
A voice outside shouted: "Nach Berlin alles einsteigen." I said as politely as I could, despite my growing annoyance:
"I don"t wish to miss my train. My journey to Berlin is of the utmost importance. I trust the train can be held back until I have satisfied you of my good faith. I have here a card from Herr von Steinhardt."
I paused to let the name sink in. I was convinced he must be a big bug of some kind in the German service.
"I don"t care a rap for Herr von Steinhardt or Herr von anybody else,"
the German cried. Then he said curtly to a cringing secretary beside him:
"Has he been searched?"
The secretary cast a frightened look at the sentry.
"No, Herr Major," said the secretary.
"Well, take him away and strip him and bring me anything you find!"
The sentry spun on his heel like an automaton.
The moment had come to play my last card, I felt: I could not risk being delayed on the frontier lest Stelze and his friends should catch up with me. I was surprised to find that apparently they had not telegraphed to have me stopped.
"One moment, Herr Major," I said.
"Take him away!" The fat man waved me aside.
"I warn you," I continued, "that I am on important business. I can convince you of that, too. Only ..." and I looked round the office. "All these must go."
To my amazement the fat man"s anger vanished utterly. He stared hard at me, then took off his spectacles and polished them with his handkerchief. After this he said nonchalantly: "Everybody get outside except this gentleman!" The sentry, who had spun round on his heel again, seemed about to speak: his voice expired before it came out of his mouth: he saluted, spun round again and followed the rest out of the room.
When the place was cleared I pulled my left brace out of the armhole of my waistcoat and displayed the silver star.
The fat man sprang up.
"The Herr Doktor must excuse me: I am overwhelmed: I had no idea that the Herr Doktor was not one of these tiresome American spies that are overrunning our country. The Herr Doktor will understand.... If the Herr Doktor had but said ..."