_Shal._ Save you, Master Doctor Caius!
_Page._ Now, good master doctor!
_Slen._ Give you good morrow, sir. 20
_Caius._ Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for?
_Host._ To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee traverse; to see thee here, to see thee there; to see thee pa.s.s thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy distance, thy montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is he dead, my Francisco? 25 ha, bully! What says my aesculapius? my Galen?
my heart of elder? ha! is he dead, bully-stale? is he dead?
_Caius._ By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he is not show his face.
_Host._ Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of 30 Greece, my boy!
_Caius._ I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come.
_Shal._ He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a curer of souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should 35 fight, you go against the hair of your professions. Is it not true, Master Page?
_Page._ Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great fighter, though now a man of peace.
_Shal._ Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old, 40 and of the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to make one. Though we are justices, and doctors, and churchmen, Master Page, we have some salt of our youth in us; we are the sons of women, Master Page.
_Page._ "Tis true, Master Shallow. 45
_Shal._ It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor Caius, I am come to fetch you home. I am sworn of the peace: you have shewed yourself a wise physician, and Sir Hugh hath shewn himself a wise and patient churchman. You must go with me, master doctor. 50
_Host._ Pardon, guest-justice. --A word, Mounseur Mock-water.
_Caius._ Mock-vater! vat is dat?
_Host._ Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully. 55
_Caius._ By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de Englishman. --Scurvy jack-dog priest! by gar, me vill cut his ears.
_Host._ He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.
_Caius._ Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat? 60
_Host._ That is, he will make thee amends.
_Caius._ By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me; for, by gar, me vill have it.
_Host._ And I will provoke him to"t, or let him wag.
_Caius._ Me tank you for dat. 65
_Host._ And, moreover, bully,--But first, master guest, and Master Page, and eke Cavaleiro Slender, go you through the town to Frogmore. [_Aside to them._
_Page._ Sir Hugh is there, is he?
_Host._ He is there: see what humour he is in; and 70 I will bring the doctor about by the fields. Will it do well?
_Shal._ We will do it.
_Page, Shal., and Slen._ Adieu, good master doctor.
[_Exeunt Page, Shal., and Slen._
_Caius._ By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a 75 jack-an-ape to Anne Page.
_Host._ Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold water on thy choler: go about the fields with me through Frogmore: I will bring thee where Mistress Anne Page is, at a farm-house a-feasting; and thou shalt woo her. Cried 80 I aim? said I well?
_Caius._ By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you; and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de knight, de lords, de gentlemen, my patients.
_Host._ For the which I will be thy adversary toward 85 Anne Page. Said I well?
_Caius._ By gar, "tis good; vell said.
_Host._ Let us wag, then.
_Caius._ Come at my heels, Jack Rugby. [_Exeunt._
NOTES: II, 3
SCENE III.] SCENE XI. Pope.
3: _de_] F3 F4. _the_ F1 Q3 F2.
11: _is no dead so as I vill kill him_] Ff Q3. _is not so dead as me vill make him_ Pope. _be not so dead as I shall make him_ (Q1 Q2).
21: _tree_] _trees_ F4.
25: _Francisco_] _Franceyes_ (Q1 Q2) Warburton.
26: _Galen_] _Gallon_ (Q1 Q2). _Galien_ F1 F2. _Gallen_ Q3 F3 F4.
29: _vorld_] _varld_ Hanmer.
30: _Castalion_] _Castallian_ (Q1 Q2). _Cardalion_ Hanmer.
_Castillian_ Capell.
41: _the_] F1 Q3. om. F2 F3 F4.
51: _A word_] Theobald (from Q1 Q2). A Ff Q3. _Ah_ Hanmer.
51, 54: _Mock-water_] _Muck-water_ Malone (Farmer conj.).
71: _by_] om. F3 F4.
80: _Cried I aim?_] Dyce (Douce conj.). _Cried game_ (Q1 Q2).
_Cride-game_ Ff Q3. _Try"d game_ Theobald. _c.o.c.k o" th" game_ Hanmer. _Cry aim_ Warburton. _and cry "amie"_ Becket conj.
_Dry"d game_ Jackson conj. _Curds and cream_ Collier MS.
89: This line given to _Host_ in F3 F4.
ACT III.