"No, I"m not. I"m crazy. Listen, you ever been crazy?"
"No," Nick said. "How does it get you?"
"I don"t know," Ad said. "When you got it you don"t know about it. You know me, don"t you?"
"No."
"I"m Ad Francis."
"Honest to G.o.d?"
"Don"t you believe it?"
"Yes."
Nick knew it must be true.
"You know how I beat them?"
"No," Nick said.
"My heart"s slow. It only beats forty a minute. Feel it."
Nick hesitated.
"Come on," the man took hold of his hand. "Take hold of my wrist. Put your fingers there."
The little man"s wrist was thick and the muscles bulged above the bone. Nick felt the slow pumping under his fingers.
"Got a watch?"
"No."
"Neither have I," Ad said. "It ain"t any good if you haven"t got a watch."
Nick dropped his wrist.
"Listen," Ad Francis said. "Take ahold again. You count and I"ll count up to sixty."
Feeling the slow hard throb under his fingers Nick started to count. He heard the little man counting slowly, one, two, three, four, five, and on-aloud.
"Sixty," Ad finished. "That"s a minute. What did you make it?"
"Forty," Nick said.
"That"s right," Ad said happily. "She never speeds up."
A man dropped down the railroad embankment and came across the clearing to the fire.
"h.e.l.lo, Bugs!" Ad said.
"h.e.l.lo!" Bugs answered. It was a Negro"s voice. Nick knew from the way he walked that he was a Negro. He stood with his back to them, bending over the fire. He straightened up.
"This is my pal Bugs," Ad said. "He"s crazy, too."
"Glad to meet you," Bugs said. "Where you say you"re from?"
"Chicago," Nick said.
"That"s a fine town," the Negro said. "I didn"t catch your name."
"Adams. Nick Adams."
"He says he"s never been crazy, Bugs," Ad said.
"He"s got a lot coming to him," the Negro said. He was unwrapping a package by the fire.
"When are we going to eat, Bugs?" the prizefighter asked.
"Right away."
"Are you hungry, Nick?"
"Hungry as h.e.l.l."
"Hear that, Bugs?"
"I hear most of what goes on."
"That ain"t what I asked you."
"Yes. I heard what the gentleman said."
Into a skillet he was laying slices of ham. As the skillet grew hot the grease sputtered and Bugs, crouching on long n.i.g.g.e.r legs over the fire, turned the ham and broke eggs into the skillet, tipping it from side to side to baste the eggs with the hot fat.
"Will you cut some bread out of that bag, Mister Adams?" Bugs turned from the fire.
"Sure."
Nick reached in the bag and brought out a loaf of bread. He cut six slices. Ad watched him and leaned forward.
"Let me take your knife, Nick," he said.
"No, you don"t," the Negro said. "Hang onto your knife, Mister Adams."
The prizefighter sat back.
"Will you bring me the bread, Mister Adams?" Bugs asked. Nick brought it over.
"Do you like to dip your bread in the ham fat?" the Negro asked.
"You bet!"
"Perhaps we"d better wait until later. It"s better at the finish of the meal. Here."
The Negro picked up a slice of ham and laid it on one of the pieces of bread, then slid an egg on top of it.
"Just close that sandwich, will you, please, and give it to Mister Francis."
Ad took the sandwich and started eating.
"Watch out how that egg runs," the Negro warned. "This is for you, Mister Adams. The remainder for myself."
Nick bit into the sandwich. The Negro was sitting opposite him beside Ad. The hot fried ham and eggs tasted wonderful.
"Mister Adams is right hungry," the Negro said. The little man whom Nick knew by name as a former champion fighter was silent. He had said nothing since the Negro had spoken about the knife.
"May I offer you a slice of bread dipped right in the hot ham fat?" Bugs said.
"Thanks a lot."
The little white man looked at Nick.
"Will you have some, Mister Adolph Francis?" Bugs offered from the skillet.
Ad did not answer. He was looking at Nick.
"Mister Francis?" came the n.i.g.g.e.r"s soft voice.
Ad did not answer. He was looking at Nick.
"I spoke to you, Mister Francis," the n.i.g.g.e.r said softly.
Ad kept on looking at Nick. He had his cap down over his eyes. Nick felt nervous.
"How the h.e.l.l do you get that way?" came out from under the cap sharply at Nick.
"Who the h.e.l.l do you think you are? You"re a snotty b.a.s.t.a.r.d. You come in here where n.o.body asks you and eat a man"s food and when he asks to borrow a knife you get snotty."
He glared at Nick, his face was white and his eyes almost out of sight under the cap.
"You"re a hot sketch. Who the h.e.l.l asked you to b.u.t.t in here?"
"n.o.body."
"You"re d.a.m.n right n.o.body did. n.o.body asked you to stay either. You come in here and act snotty about my face and smoke my cigars and drink my liquor and then talk snotty. Where the h.e.l.l do you think you get off?"
Nick said nothing. Ad stood up.
"I"ll tell you, you yellow-livered Chicago b.a.s.t.a.r.d. You"re going to get your can knocked off. Do you get that?"
Nick stepped back. The little man came toward him slowly, stepping flat-footed forward, his left foot stepping forward, his right dragging up to it.
"Hit me," he moved his head. "Try and hit me."
"I don"t want to hit you."
"You won"t get out of it that way. You"re going to take a beating, see? Come on and lead at me."
"Cut it out," Nick said.
"All right, then, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d."
The little man looked down at Nick"s feet. As he looked down the Negro, who had followed behind him as he moved away from the fire, set himself and tapped him across the base of the skull. He fell forward and Bugs dropped the cloth-wrapped blackjack on the gra.s.s. The little man lay there, his face in the gra.s.s. The Negro picked him up, his head hanging, and carried him to the fire. His face looked bad, the eyes open. Bugs laid him down gently.
"Will you bring me the water in the bucket, Mister Adams," he said. "I"m afraid I hit him just a little hard."
The Negro splashed water with his hand on the man"s face and pulled his ears gently. The eyes closed.
Bugs stood up.
"He"s all right," he said. "There"s nothing to worry about. I"m sorry, Mister Adams."
"It"s all right," Nick was looking down at the little man. He saw the blackjack on the gra.s.s and picked it up. It had a flexible handle and was limber in his hand. Worn black leather with a handkerchief wrapped around the heavy end.
"That"s a whalebone handle," the Negro smiled. "They don"t make them any more. I didn"t know how well you could take care yourself and, anyway, I didn"t want you to hurt him or mark him up no more than he is."
The Negro smiled again.
"You hurt him yourself."
"I know how to do it. He won"t remember nothing of it. I have to do it to change him when he gets that way."
Nick was still looking down at the little man, lying, his eyes closed, in the firelight. Bugs put some wood on the fire.
"Don"t you worry about him none, Mister Adams. I seen him like this plenty of times before."
"What made him crazy?" Nick asked.
"Oh, a lot of things." the Negro answered from the fire. "Would you like a cup of this coffee, Mister Adams?"
He handed Nick the cup and smoothed the coat he had placed under the unconscious man"s head.
"He took too many beatings, for one thing," the Negro sipped the coffee. "But that just made him sort of simple. Then his sister was his manager and they was always being written up in the papers all about brothers and sisters and how she loved her brother and how he loved his sister, and then they got married in New York and that made a lot of unpleasantness."
"I remember about it."
"Sure. Of course they wasn"t brother and sister no more than a rabbit, but there was a lot of people didn"t like it either way and they commenced to have disagreements, and one day she just went off and never come back."