"Is anything the matter, sir?" said Kit.
"Matter!" cried Bra.s.s. "No. Why anything the matter?"
"You are so very pale," said Kit, "that I should hardly have known you."
"Pooh pooh! mere fancy," cried Bra.s.s, stooping to throw up the cinders.
"Never better, Kit, never better in all my life. Merry too. Ha ha!
How"s our friend above-stairs, eh?"
"A great deal better," said Kit.
"I"m glad to hear it," rejoined Bra.s.s; "thankful, I may say. An excellent gentleman--worthy, liberal, generous, gives very little trouble--an admirable lodger. Ha ha! Mr Garland--he"s well I hope, Kit--and the pony--my friend, my particular friend you know. Ha ha!"
Kit gave a satisfactory account of all the little household at Abel Cottage. Mr Bra.s.s, who seemed remarkably inattentive and impatient, mounted on his stool, and beckoning him to come nearer, took him by the b.u.t.ton-hole.
"I have been thinking, Kit," said the lawyer, "that I could throw some little emoluments in your mother"s way--You have a mother, I think? If I recollect right, you told me--"
"Oh yes, Sir, yes certainly."
"A widow, I think? an industrious widow?"
"A harder-working woman or a better mother never lived, Sir."
"Ah!" cried Bra.s.s. "That"s affecting, truly affecting. A poor widow struggling to maintain her orphans in decency and comfort, is a delicious picture of human goodness.--Put down your hat, Kit."
"Thank you Sir, I must be going directly."
"Put it down while you stay, at any rate," said Bra.s.s, taking it from him and making some confusion among the papers, in finding a place for it on the desk. "I was thinking, Kit, that we have often houses to let for people we are concerned for, and matters of that sort. Now you know we"re obliged to put people into those houses to take care of "em--very often undeserving people that we can"t depend upon. What"s to prevent our having a person that we CAN depend upon, and enjoying the delight of doing a good action at the same time? I say, what"s to prevent our employing this worthy woman, your mother? What with one job and another, there"s lodging--and good lodging too--pretty well all the year round, rent free, and a weekly allowance besides, Kit, that would provide her with a great many comforts she don"t at present enjoy. Now what do you think of that? Do you see any objection? My only desire is to serve you, Kit; therefore if you do, say so freely."
As Bra.s.s spoke, he moved the hat twice or thrice, and shuffled among the papers again, as if in search of something.
"How can I see any objection to such a kind offer, sir?" replied Kit with his whole heart. "I don"t know how to thank you sir, I don"t indeed."
"Why then," said Bra.s.s, suddenly turning upon him and thrusting his face close to Kit"s with such a repulsive smile that the latter, even in the very height of his grat.i.tude, drew back, quite startled. "Why then, it"s done."
Kit looked at him in some confusion.
"Done, I say," added Sampson, rubbing his hands and veiling himself again in his usual oily manner. "Ha ha! and so you shall find Kit, so you shall find. But dear me," said Bra.s.s, "what a time Mr Richard is gone! A sad loiterer to be sure! Will you mind the office one minute, while I run up-stairs? Only one minute. I"ll not detain you an instant longer, on any account, Kit."
Talking as he went, Mr Bra.s.s bustled out of the office, and in a very short time returned. Mr Swiveller came back, almost at the same instant; and as Kit was leaving the room hastily, to make up for lost time, Miss Bra.s.s herself encountered him in the doorway.
"Oh!" sneered Sally, looking after him as she entered. "There goes your pet, Sammy, eh?"
"Ah! There he goes," replied Bra.s.s. "My pet, if you please. An honest fellow, Mr Richard, sir--a worthy fellow indeed!"
"Hem!" coughed Miss Bra.s.s.
"I tell you, you aggravating vagabond," said the angry Sampson, "that I"d stake my life upon his honesty. Am I never to hear the last of this? Am I always to be baited, and beset, by your mean suspicions?
Have you no regard for true merit, you malignant fellow? If you come to that, I"d sooner suspect your honesty than his."
Miss Sally pulled out the tin snuff-box, and took a long, slow pinch, regarding her brother with a steady gaze all the time.
"She drives me wild, Mr Richard, sir," said Bra.s.s, "she exasperates me beyond all bearing. I am heated and excited, sir, I know I am. These are not business manners, sir, nor business looks, but she carries me out of myself."
"Why don"t you leave him alone?" said d.i.c.k.
"Because she can"t, sir," retorted Bra.s.s; "because to chafe and vex me is a part of her nature, Sir, and she will and must do it, or I don"t believe she"d have her health. But never mind," said Bra.s.s, "never mind. I"ve carried my point. I"ve shown my confidence in the lad. He has minded the office again. Ha ha! Ugh, you viper!"
The beautiful virgin took another pinch, and put the snuff-box in her pocket; still looking at her brother with perfect composure.
"He has minded the office again," said Bra.s.s triumphantly; "he has had my confidence, and he shall continue to have it; he--why, where"s the--"
"What have you lost?" inquired Mr Swiveller.
"Dear me!" said Bra.s.s, slapping all his pockets, one after another, and looking into his desk, and under it, and upon it, and wildly tossing the papers about, "the note, Mr Richard, sir, the five-pound note--what can have become of it? I laid it down here--G.o.d bless me!"
"What!" cried Miss Sally, starting up, clapping her hands, and scattering the papers on the floor. "Gone! Now who"s right? Now who"s got it? Never mind five pounds--what"s five pounds? He"s honest, you know, quite honest. It would be mean to suspect him.
Don"t run after him. No, no, not for the world!"
"Is it really gone though?" said d.i.c.k, looking at Bra.s.s with a face as pale as his own.
"Upon my word, Mr Richard, Sir," replied the lawyer, feeling in all his pockets with looks of the greatest agitation, "I fear this is a black business. It"s certainly gone, Sir. What"s to be done?"
"Don"t run after him," said Miss Sally, taking more snuff. "Don"t run after him on any account. Give him time to get rid of it, you know.
It would be cruel to find him out!"
Mr Swiveller and Sampson Bra.s.s looked from Miss Sally to each other, in a state of bewilderment, and then, as by one impulse, caught up their hats and rushed out into the street--darting along in the middle of the road, and dashing aside all obstructions, as though they were running for their lives.
It happened that Kit had been running too, though not so fast, and having the start of them by some few minutes, was a good distance ahead. As they were pretty certain of the road he must have taken, however, and kept on at a great pace, they came up with him, at the very moment when he had taken breath, and was breaking into a run again.
"Stop!" cried Sampson, laying his hand on one shoulder, while Mr Swiveller pounced upon the other. "Not so fast sir. You"re in a hurry?"
"Yes, I am," said Kit, looking from one to the other in great surprise.
"I--I--can hardly believe it," panted Sampson, "but something of value is missing from the office. I hope you don"t know what."
"Know what! good Heaven, Mr Bra.s.s!" cried Kit, trembling from head to foot; "you don"t suppose--"
"No, no," rejoined Bra.s.s quickly, "I don"t suppose anything. Don"t say I said you did. You"ll come back quietly, I hope?"
"Of course I will," returned Kit. "Why not?"
"To be sure!" said Bra.s.s. "Why not? I hope there may turn out to be no why not. If you knew the trouble I"ve been in, this morning, through taking your part, Christopher, you"d be sorry for it."
"And I am sure you"ll be sorry for having suspected me sir," replied Kit. "Come. Let us make haste back."
"Certainly!" cried Bra.s.s, "the quicker, the better. Mr Richard--have the goodness, sir, to take that arm. I"ll take this one. It"s not easy walking three abreast, but under these circ.u.mstances it must be done, sir; there"s no help for it."
Kit did turn from white to red, and from red to white again, when they secured him thus, and for a moment seemed disposed to resist. But, quickly recollecting himself, and remembering that if he made any struggle, he would perhaps be dragged by the collar through the public streets, he only repeated, with great earnestness and with the tears standing in his eyes, that they would be sorry for this--and suffered them to lead him off. While they were on the way back, Mr Swiveller, upon whom his present functions sat very irksomely, took an opportunity of whispering in his ear that if he would confess his guilt, even by so much as a nod, and promise not to do so any more, he would connive at his kicking Sampson Bra.s.s on the shins and escaping up a court; but Kit indignantly rejecting this proposal, Mr Richard had nothing for it, but to hold him tight until they reached Bevis Marks, and ushered him into the presence of the charming Sarah, who immediately took the precaution of locking the door.