"Now, you know," said Bra.s.s, "if this is a case of innocence, it is a case of that description, Christopher, where the fullest disclosure is the best satisfaction for everybody. Therefore if you"ll consent to an examination," he demonstrated what kind of examination he meant by turning back the cuffs of his coat, "it will be a comfortable and pleasant thing for all parties."
"Search me," said Kit, proudly holding up his arms. "But mind, sir--I know you"ll be sorry for this, to the last day of your life."
"It is certainly a very painful occurrence," said Bra.s.s with a sigh, as he dived into one of Kit"s pockets, and fished up a miscellaneous collection of small articles; "very painful. Nothing here, Mr Richard, Sir, all perfectly satisfactory. Nor here, sir. Nor in the waistcoat, Mr Richard, nor in the coat tails. So far, I am rejoiced, I am sure."
Richard Swiveller, holding Kit"s hat in his hand, was watching the proceedings with great interest, and bore upon his face the slightest possible indication of a smile, as Bra.s.s, shutting one of his eyes, looked with the other up the inside of one of the poor fellow"s sleeves as if it were a telescope--when Sampson turning hastily to him, bade him search the hat.
"Here"s a handkerchief," said d.i.c.k.
"No harm in that sir," rejoined Bra.s.s, applying his eye to the other sleeve, and speaking in the voice of one who was contemplating an immense extent of prospect. "No harm in a handkerchief Sir, whatever.
The faculty don"t consider it a healthy custom, I believe, Mr Richard, to carry one"s handkerchief in one"s hat--I have heard that it keeps the head too warm--but in every other point of view, its being there, is extremely satisfactory--extremely so."
An exclamation, at once from Richard Swiveller, Miss Sally, and Kit himself, cut the lawyer short. He turned his head, and saw d.i.c.k standing with the bank-note in his hand.
"In the hat?" cried Bra.s.s in a sort of shriek.
"Under the handkerchief, and tucked beneath the lining," said d.i.c.k, aghast at the discovery.
Mr Bra.s.s looked at him, at his sister, at the walls, at the ceiling, at the floor--everywhere but at Kit, who stood quite stupefied and motionless.
"And this," cried Sampson, clasping his hands, "is the world that turns upon its own axis, and has Lunar influences, and revolutions round Heavenly Bodies, and various games of that sort! This is human natur, is it! Oh natur, natur! This is the miscreant that I was going to benefit with all my little arts, and that, even now, I feel so much for, as to wish to let him go! But," added Mr Bra.s.s with greater fort.i.tude, "I am myself a lawyer, and bound to set an example in carrying the laws of my happy country into effect. Sally my dear, forgive me, and catch hold of him on the other side. Mr Richard, sir, have the goodness to run and fetch a constable. The weakness is past and over sir, and moral strength returns. A constable, sir, if you please!"
CHAPTER 60
Kit stood as one entranced, with his eyes opened wide and fixed upon the ground, regardless alike of the tremulous hold which Mr Bra.s.s maintained on one side of his cravat, and of the firmer grasp of Miss Sally upon the other; although this latter detention was in itself no small inconvenience, as that fascinating woman, besides s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g her knuckles inconveniently into his throat from time to time, had fastened upon him in the first instance with so tight a grip that even in the disorder and distraction of his thoughts he could not divest himself of an uneasy sense of choking. Between the brother and sister he remained in this posture, quite unresisting and pa.s.sive, until Mr Swiveller returned, with a police constable at his heels.
This functionary, being, of course, well used to such scenes; looking upon all kinds of robbery, from petty larceny up to housebreaking or ventures on the highway, as matters in the regular course of business; and regarding the perpetrators in the light of so many customers coming to be served at the wholesale and retail shop of criminal law where he stood behind the counter; received Mr Bra.s.s"s statement of facts with about as much interest and surprise, as an undertaker might evince if required to listen to a circ.u.mstantial account of the last illness of a person whom he was called in to wait upon professionally; and took Kit into custody with a decent indifference.
"We had better," said this subordinate minister of justice, "get to the office while there"s a magistrate sitting. I shall want you to come along with us, Mr Bra.s.s, and the--" he looked at Miss Sally as if in some doubt whether she might not be a griffin or other fabulous monster.
"The lady, eh?" said Sampson.
"Ah!" replied the constable. "Yes--the lady. Likewise the young man that found the property."
"Mr Richard, Sir," said Bra.s.s in a mournful voice. "A sad necessity.
But the altar of our country sir--"
"You"ll have a hackney-coach, I suppose?" interrupted the constable, holding Kit (whom his other captors had released) carelessly by the arm, a little above the elbow. "Be so good as send for one, will you?"
"But, hear me speak a word," cried Kit, raising his eyes and looking imploringly about him. "Hear me speak a word. I am no more guilty than any one of you. Upon my soul I am not. I a thief! Oh, Mr Bra.s.s, you know me better. I am sure you know me better. This is not right of you, indeed."
"I give you my word, constable--" said Bra.s.s. But here the constable interposed with the const.i.tutional principle "words be blowed;"
observing that words were but spoon-meat for babes and sucklings, and that oaths were the food for strong men.
"Quite true, constable," a.s.sented Bra.s.s in the same mournful tone.
"Strictly correct. I give you my oath, constable, that down to a few minutes ago, when this fatal discovery was made, I had such confidence in that lad, that I"d have trusted him with--a hackney-coach, Mr Richard, sir; you"re very slow, Sir."
"Who is there that knows me," cried Kit, "that would not trust me-- that does not? ask anybody whether they have ever doubted me; whether I have ever wronged them of a farthing. Was I ever once dishonest when I was poor and hungry, and is it likely I would begin now! Oh consider what you do. How can I meet the kindest friends that ever human creature had, with this dreadful charge upon me!"
Mr Bra.s.s rejoined that it would have been well for the prisoner if he had thought of that, before, and was about to make some other gloomy observations when the voice of the single gentleman was heard, demanding from above-stairs what was the matter, and what was the cause of all that noise and hurry. Kit made an involuntary start towards the door in his anxiety to answer for himself, but being speedily detained by the constable, had the agony of seeing Sampson Bra.s.s run out alone to tell the story in his own way.
"And he can hardly believe it, either," said Sampson, when he returned, "nor n.o.body will. I wish I could doubt the evidence of my senses, but their depositions are unimpeachable. It"s of no use cross-examining my eyes," cried Sampson, winking and rubbing them, "they stick to their first account, and will. Now, Sarah, I hear the coach in the Marks; get on your bonnet, and we"ll be off. A sad errand! a moral funeral, quite!"
"Mr Bra.s.s," said Kit. "Do me one favour. Take me to Mr Witherden"s first."
Sampson shook his head irresolutely.
"Do," said Kit. "My master"s there. For Heaven"s sake, take me there, first."
"Well, I don"t know," stammered Bra.s.s, who perhaps had his reasons for wishing to show as fair as possible in the eyes of the notary. "How do we stand in point of time, constable, eh?"
The constable, who had been chewing a straw all this while with great philosophy, replied that if they went away at once they would have time enough, but that if they stood shilly-shallying there, any longer, they must go straight to the Mansion House; and finally expressed his opinion that that was where it was, and that was all about it.
Mr Richard Swiveller having arrived inside the coach, and still remaining immoveable in the most commodious corner with his face to the horses, Mr Bra.s.s instructed the officer to remove his prisoner, and declared himself quite ready. Therefore, the constable, still holding Kit in the same manner, and pushing him on a little before him, so as to keep him at about three-quarters of an arm"s length in advance (which is the professional mode), thrust him into the vehicle and followed himself. Miss Sally entered next; and there being now four inside, Sampson Bra.s.s got upon the box, and made the coachman drive on.
Still completely stunned by the sudden and terrible change which had taken place in his affairs, Kit sat gazing out of the coach window, almost hoping to see some monstrous phenomenon in the streets which might give him reason to believe he was in a dream. Alas! Everything was too real and familiar: the same succession of turnings, the same houses, the same streams of people running side by side in different directions upon the pavement, the same bustle of carts and carriages in the road, the same well-remembered objects in the shop windows: a regularity in the very noise and hurry which no dream ever mirrored.
Dream-like as the story was, it was true. He stood charged with robbery; the note had been found upon him, though he was innocent in thought and deed; and they were carrying him back, a prisoner.
Absorbed in these painful ruminations, thinking with a drooping heart of his mother and little Jacob, feeling as though even the consciousness of innocence would be insufficient to support him in the presence of his friends if they believed him guilty, and sinking in hope and courage more and more as they drew nearer to the notary"s, poor Kit was looking earnestly out of the window, observant of nothing,--when all at once, as though it had been conjured up by magic, he became aware of the face of Quilp.
And what a leer there was upon the face! It was from the open window of a tavern that it looked out; and the dwarf had so spread himself over it, with his elbows on the window-sill and his head resting on both his hands, that what between this att.i.tude and his being swoln with suppressed laughter, he looked puffed and bloated into twice his usual breadth. Mr Bra.s.s, on recognising him, immediately stopped the coach. As it came to a halt directly opposite to where he stood, the dwarf pulled off his hat, and saluted the party with a hideous and grotesque politeness. "Aha!" he cried. "Where now, Bra.s.s? where now?
Sally with you too? Sweet Sally! And d.i.c.k? Pleasant d.i.c.k! And Kit!
Honest Kit!"
"He"s extremely cheerful!" said Bra.s.s to the coachman. "Very much so!
Ah, sir--a sad business! Never believe in honesty any more, sir."
"Why not?" returned the dwarf. "Why not, you rogue of a lawyer, why not?"
"Bank-note lost in our office sir," said Bra.s.s, shaking his head.
"Found in his hat sir--he previously left alone there--no mistake at all sir--chain of evidence complete--not a link wanting."
"What!" cried the dwarf, leaning half his body out of window. "Kit a thief! Kit a thief! Ha ha ha! Why, he"s an uglier-looking thief than can be seen anywhere for a penny. Eh, Kit--eh? Ha ha ha! Have you taken Kit into custody before he had time and opportunity to beat me!
Eh, Kit, eh?" And with that, he burst into a yell of laughter, manifestly to the great terror of the coachman, and pointed to a dyer"s pole hard by, where a dangling suit of clothes bore some resemblance to a man upon a gibbet.
"Is it coming to that, Kit!" cried the dwarf, rubbing his hands violently. "Ha ha ha ha! What a disappointment for little Jacob, and for his darling mother! Let him have the Bethel minister to comfort and console him, Bra.s.s. Eh, Kit, eh? Drive on coachey, drive on. Bye bye, Kit; all good go with you; keep up your spirits; my love to the Garlands--the dear old lady and gentleman. Say I inquired after "em, will you? Blessings on "em, on you, and on everybody, Kit. Blessings on all the world!"
With such good wishes and farewells, poured out in a rapid torrent until they were out of hearing, Quilp suffered them to depart; and when he could see the coach no longer, drew in his head, and rolled upon the ground in an ecstacy of enjoyment.
When they reached the notary"s, which they were not long in doing, for they had encountered the dwarf in a bye street at a very little distance from the house, Mr Bra.s.s dismounted; and opening the coach door with a melancholy visage, requested his sister to accompany him into the office, with the view of preparing the good people within, for the mournful intelligence that awaited them. Miss Sally complying, he desired Mr Swiveller to accompany them. So, into the office they went; Mr Sampson and his sister arm-in-arm; and Mr Swiveller following, alone.
The notary was standing before the fire in the outer office, talking to Mr Abel and the elder Mr Garland, while Mr Chuckster sat writing at the desk, picking up such crumbs of their conversation as happened to fall in his way. This posture of affairs Mr Bra.s.s observed through the gla.s.s-door as he was turning the handle, and seeing that the notary recognised him, he began to shake his head and sigh deeply while that part.i.tion yet divided them.
"Sir," said Sampson, taking off his hat, and kissing the two fore-fingers of his right hand beaver glove, "my name is Bra.s.s--Bra.s.s of Bevis Marks, Sir. I have had the honour and pleasure, Sir, of being concerned against you in some little testamentary matters. How do you do, sir?"