"Oh, it"s the holidays!" said Hilary, lazily. "Besides, it is a shame!
They would have played with us just as they used to, if it hadn"t been for that Clarence Tinling."
"Yes," Hazel agreed, "he hates cricket. I do believe that"s the reason why he invented this silly army, and talked Jack and Guy into giving up everything for it."
"They haven"t any will of their own, poor things!" said Hilary.
"You forget, Hilary," put in Cecily, "Tinling is the guest. They ought to give way to him."
"Well," said Hilary, "it"s ridiculous for great boys who have been two terms at school to go marching about with swords and guns. Big babies!"
Perhaps there was a little personal feeling at the bottom of this, for she had offered herself for enlistment, and had been sternly rejected on the ground of her s.e.x.
"I wish he would go, I know that," said Hazel, making a rather vicious little chop at her shoe with her racket; "those boys talk about nothing but their stupid army from morning to night. Uncle Lambert says they make him feel quite gunpowdery at lunch. And what do you think is the last thing they"ve done?--put up a great fence all round their tent, and shut themselves up there all day!"
"Except when they"re sentries and hide," put in Hilary; "they"re always jumping up somewhere and wanting you to give the countersign. It isn"t like home, these holidays!"
"Perhaps," suggested Cecily, "it makes things safer, you know."
"Duffer, Cis!" cried Hilary, contemptuously, for Cecily had appointed herself professional peacemaker to the family, and her efforts were about as successful as such domestic offices ever are.
"Look out!" cried Hilary, presently; "they"re coming. Don"t let"s take the least notice of them. They hate that more than anything."
From the shrubbery filed three boys, the first and tallest of whom wore an imposing dragoon"s helmet with a crimson plume, and carried a sabretache and crossbelts, and wore red caps like those of the French army; they carried guns on their shoulders.
"Halt! "Tention! Dis-miss!" shouted the commanding officer, and the army broke off with admirable precision.
"Don"t be alarmed," said the General considerately to the three girls; "the army is only out on fatigue duty."
"Then wouldn"t the army like to sit down?" suggested Hilary, forgetting all about her recent proposal.
"Ah, you don"t understand," said General Tinling with some pity. "It"s a military term."
He was a pale, puffy boy, with reddish hair and freckles, who was evidently fully alive to the dignity of his position.
"Suppose we let military things alone for a little while," said Hazel.
"We want the army to come and play tennis. You will, won"t you, Jack and Guy? and Cis will umpire--she likes it."
"I don"t mind a game," said Jack.
"I"ll play, if you like," added Guy; but he had forgotten that the General was a bit of a martinet.
"That"s nice discipline," he said. "I don"t know whether you know it; but in some armies you"d be court-martialled for less than that."
"Well, may we, then?" asked Guy a little impatiently.
"No salute now!" cried his superior. "I shall never make you fellows smart. Why, at the Haversacks, last Easter, there were half a dozen of us, and we drilled like machines. Of course you mayn"t play tennis--this is only a bivouac; and it"s over now. Attention! The left wing of the force will occupy the shrubbery; the right will push on and blow up the gate.
"Which of us is the left wing?" inquired Guy.
"You are, of course."
"Oh, all right; only you said Jack was just now," grumbled Guy, who was evidently a little disposed to rebel at being deprived of his tennis.
"Look here," said the General; "either let"s do the thing thoroughly, or not do it at all. It"s no pleasure to _me_ to be General, I can tell you; and if I can"t have perfect discipline in the ranks--why, we might as well drop the army altogether!"
"Oh, all right," said Jack, who was a sweet-tempered boy, "we won"t do it again."
And they went off to carry out their separate instructions, Clarence Tinling remaining by the cedar.
"I have to be a little sharp now and then," he explained. "Why, if I didn"t keep an iron rule over them, they"d be getting insubordinate in no time. You mustn"t think I"ve any objection to their playing tennis, or anything of that sort; only discipline must be kept up; though it seems severe, perhaps, to you."
"It doesn"t seem to be half bad fun for _you_, at all events," said Hazel.
"Of course," added Hilary, whose cheeks were flushed and eyes suspiciously bright as she plucked all the blades of gra.s.s that were within her reach, "we"re glad if you"re enjoying being here; but it"s a little slow for us girls. You might give the army a half-holiday now and then."
"An army, especially a small army, like ours," said Clarence, grandly, "ought to be constantly prepared for action; else it"s no use. Then, look at the protection it is. Why, we"ve just built a fortified place close to the kitchen garden, where you could all retire to if we were attacked; and, properly provisioned, we could hold out for almost any time."
"Thank you," said Hilary. "I should feel a good deal safer in the box-room. And then, who"s going to attack us?"
"Well, you never know," replied Clarence; "but, if they did come, it"s something to feel we should be able to defend ourselves."
"Yes, Hilary," Cecily remarked, "an army would certainly be a great convenience then."
"That would depend on what it did," said her sister. "It wouldn"t be much of a convenience if it ran away."
"I don"t think Jack and Guy would ever do that," observed Hazel.
"I suppose that means that you think I should?" inquired Clarence, who was quick at discovering personal allusions.
"I wasn"t thinking about you at all," said Hazel, with supreme indifference; "we don"t know you well enough to say whether you"re brave or not--we do know our brothers."
"There wouldn"t be much sense in my being the General if I wasn"t the bravest, would there?" he demanded.
"Well, as to that, you see," retorted Hilary, "we don"t see much sense in any of it."
"Girls can"t be expected to see sense in anything," he said sulkily.
"At all events, no one can be expected to see bravery till there"s some danger," said Hazel; "and there isn"t the least!"
"That"s all you know about it; but I"ve something more important to do than stay here squabbling. I"m off to see what the army"s up to." And he marched off with great pomp.
When he had disappeared, Hilary remarked frankly, "Isn"t he a pig?"
"I don"t think it"s nice to call our visitors "pigs," Hilary!"
remonstrated Cecily, "and he"s not really more greedy than most boys."
"Don"t lecture, Cis. I didn"t mean he was that kind of pig--I said he was a pig. And he is!" said Hilary, not over lucidly. "I wonder what Jack and Guy can see in him. I thought that when they wrote asking him to be invited, that he"d be sure to be such a jolly boy!"