It was certainly amusing to see all the pieces rolling about; but, while Tommy was still laughing, the boy began to howl and denounce him to the crowd which gathered round them. The crowd declared that it was a shame, and that Tommy ought to be made to pay for it; and no one said so more loudly and indignantly than the clown!
Before he could escape he had to give his father"s name and address, and promise that he would pay for the damage, after which he joined the clown (who had strolled on) with a heavy heart, for he knew that that business would stop all his pocket-money for years after he was grown up! He even ventured to reproach his friend: "I shan"t sneak of you, of course, he said, "but you know _you_ did it!" The clown"s only answer to this was a reproof for telling wicked stories.
At last they pa.s.sed a confectioner"s, and the clown suddenly remembered that he was hungry, so they went in, and he borrowed sixpence from Tommy, which he spent in buns.
He ate them all himself slowly, and was so very quiet and well-behaved all the time that Tommy hoped he was sobering down. They had gone a little way from the shop when he found that the clown was eating tarts.
"You might give me one," said Tommy; and the clown, after looking over his shoulder, actually gave him all he had left, filling his pocket with them, in fact.
"I never saw you buy them," he said wonderingly, which the clown said was very peculiar; and just then an attendant came up breathlessly.
"You forgot to pay for those tarts," she said.
The clown replied that he never took pastry. She insisted that they were gone, and he must have taken them.
"It wasn"t me, please," said the clown; "it was this little boy done it.
Why, he"s got a jam tart in his pocket now. Where"s a policeman?"
Tommy was so thunderstruck by this treachery that he could say nothing.
It was only what he might have expected, for had not the clown served the pantaloon exactly the same the night before? But that did not make the situation any the funnier now, particularly as the clown made such a noise that two real policemen came hurrying up.
Tommy did not wait for them. No one held him, and he ran away at the top of his speed. What a nightmare sort of run it was!--the policemen chasing him, and the clown urging them on at the top of his voice.
Everybody he pa.s.sed turned round and ran after him too.
Still he kept ahead. He was surprised to find how fast he could run, and all at once he remembered that he was running the opposite way from home. Quick as thought he turned up the first street he came to, hoping to throw them off the scent and get home by a back way.
For the moment he thought he had got rid of them; but just as he stopped to take breath, they all came whooping and hallooing round the corner after him; and he had to scamper on, panting, and sobbing, and staggering, and almost out of his mind with fright. If he could only get home first, and tell his mother! But they were gaining on him, and the clown was leading and roaring with delight as he drew closer and closer. He came to a point where two roads met. It was round another corner, and they could not see him. He ran down one, and, to his immense relief, found they had taken the other. He was saved, for his house was quite near now.
He tried to hasten, but the pavement was all slushy and slippery, and his boots felt heavier and heavier, and, to add to his misery, the pursuers had found out their mistake. As he looked back, he could see the clown galloping round the corner and hear his yell of discovery.
"Oh, fairy, dear fairy," he gasped, "save me this time. I _do_ like your part best, now!"
She must have heard him and taken pity, for in a second he had reached his door, and it flew open before him. He was not safe even yet, so he rushed upstairs to his bedroom, and bounced, just as he was, into his bed.
"If they come up I"ll pretend I"m ill," he thought, as he covered his head with the bedclothes.
They _were_ coming up, all of them. There was a great trampling on the stairs. He heard the clown officiously shouting: "This way, Mr.
Policeman, sir!" and then a tremendous battering at his door.
He lay there shivering under the blankets.
"Perhaps they"ll think the door"s locked, and go away," he tried to hope, and the battering went on not quite so violently.
"Master Tommy! Master Tommy!" It was Sarah"s voice. They had got her to come up and tempt him out. Well, she _wouldn"t_, then!
And then--oh! horror!--the door was thrown open. He sprang out of bed in an agony.
"Sarah! Sarah! keep them out," he gasped. "Don"t let them take me away!"
"Lor", Master Tommy! keep who out?" said Sarah, wonderingly.
"The--the clown--and the policemen," he said. "I know they"re behind the door."
"There, there!" said Sarah; "why, you ain"t done dreaming yet. That"s what comes of going out to these late pantomimes. Rub your eyes; it"s nearly eight o"clock."
Tommy could have hugged her. It was only a dream after all, then. As he stood there, shivering in his nightgown, the nightmare clown began to melt away, though even yet some of the adventures he had gone through seemed too vivid to be quite imaginary.
Singularly enough, his Uncle John actually did call that morning, and to take him to the Crystal Palace, too; and as there was no b.u.t.ter-slide for him to fall down on, they were able to go. On the way Tommy told him all about his unpleasant dream.
"I shall always hate a clown after this, uncle," he said, as he concluded.
"My good Tommy," said his uncle, "when you are fortunate enough to dream a dream with a moral in it, don"t go and apply it the wrong way up. The real clown, like a sensible man, keeps his fun for the place where it is harmless and appreciated, and away from the pantomime conducts himself like any other respectable person. Now, your _dream_ clown, Tommy----"
"I know," said Tommy, meekly. "Should you think the pantomime was good here, Uncle John?"
_A CANINE ISHMAEL_
(FROM THE NOTES OF A DINER-OUT)
"Tell me," she said suddenly, with a pretty imperiousness that seemed to belong to her, "are you fond of dogs?" How we arrived at the subject I forget now, but I know she had just been describing how a collie at a dog-show she had visited lately had suddenly thrown his forepaws round her neck in a burst of affection--a proceeding which, in my own mind (although I prudently kept this to myself), I considered less astonishing than she appeared to do.
For I had had the privilege of taking her in to dinner, and the meal had not reached a very advanced stage before I had come to the conclusion that she was the most charming, if not the loveliest, person I had ever met.
It was fortunate for me that I was honestly able to answer her question in a satisfactory manner, for, had it been otherwise, I doubt whether she would have deigned to bestow much more of her conversation upon me.
"Then I wonder," she said next, meditatively, "if you would care to hear about a dog that belonged to--to someone I know very well? Or would it bore you?"
I am very certain that if she had volunteered to relate the adventures of Telemachus, or the history of the Thirty Years" War, I should have accepted the proposal with a quite genuine grat.i.tude. As it was, I made it sufficiently plain that I should care very much indeed to hear about that dog.
She paused for a moment to reject an unfortunate _entree_ (which I confess to doing my best to console), and then she began her story. I shall try to set it down as nearly as possible in her own words, although I cannot hope to convey the peculiar charm and interest that she gave it for me. It was not, I need hardly say, told all at once, but was subject to the inevitable interruptions which render a dinner-table intimacy so piquantly precarious.
"This dog," she began quietly, without any air of beginning a story, "this dog was called Pepper. He was not much to look at--rather a rough, mongrelly kind of animal; and he and a young man had kept house together for a long time, for the young man was a bachelor and lived in chambers by himself. He always used to say that he didn"t like to get engaged to anyone, because he was sure it would put Pepper out so fearfully.
However, he met somebody at last who made him forget about Pepper, and he proposed and was accepted--and then, you know," she added, as a little dimple came in her cheek, "he had to go home and break the news to the dog."
She had just got to this point, when, taking advantage of a pause she made, the man on her other side (who was, I daresay, strictly within his rights, although I remember at the time considering him a pushing beast) struck in with some remark which she turned to answer, leaving me leisure to reflect.
I was feeling vaguely uncomfortable about this story; something, it would be hard to say what, in her way of mentioning Pepper"s owner made me suspect that he was more than a mere acquaintance of hers.
Was it _she_, then, who was responsible for----? It was no business of mine, of course; I had never met her in my life till that evening--but I began to be impatient to hear the rest.
And at last she turned to me again: "I hope you haven"t forgotten that I was in the middle of a story. You haven"t? And you would really like me to go on? Well, then--oh yes, when Pepper was told, he was naturally a little annoyed at first. I daresay he considered he ought to have been consulted previously. But, as soon as he had seen the lady, he withdrew all opposition--which his master declared was a tremendous load off his mind, for Pepper was rather a difficult dog, and slow as a rule to take strangers into his affections, a little snappy and surly, and very easily hurt or offended. Don"t you know dogs who are sensitive like that? _I_ do, and I"m always so sorry for them--they feel little things so much, and one never can find out what"s the matter, and have it out with them! Sometimes it"s shyness; once I had a dog who was quite painfully shy--self-consciousness it was really, I suppose, for he always fancied everybody was looking at him, and often when people were calling he would come and hide his face in the folds of my dress till they had gone--it was too ridiculous! But about Pepper. He was devoted to his new mistress from the very first. I am not sure that she was quite so struck with him, for he was not at all a lady"s dog, and his manners had been very much neglected. Still, she came quite to like him in time; and when they were married, Pepper went with them for the honeymoon."
"_When they were married!_" I glanced at the card which lay half-hidden by her plate. Surely _Miss_ So-and-so was written on it?--yes, it was certainly "Miss." It was odd that such a circ.u.mstance should have increased my enjoyment of the story, perhaps--but it undoubtedly did.