In a moment Oswald was quite unmanned.
"Krikey!" he said, in a heart-broken tone, and remained an instant plunged in thought.
"What on earth are we to do?" d.i.c.ky said.
And really for a short time even Oswald did not know. It was a blood-curdling event, a regular facer. Albert"s uncle had gone to London that day to stay till the next. Yet something must be done.
The first thing was to rouse the unconscious others from their deep sleep, because the water was beginning to drip on to their beds, and though as yet they knew it not, there was quite a pool on Noel"s bed, just in the hollow behind where his knees were doubled up, and one of H. O."s boots was full of water, that surged wildly out when Oswald happened to kick it over.
We woke them--a difficult task, but we did not shrink from it.
Then we said, "Get up, there is a flood! Wake up, or you will be drowned in your beds! And it"s half past two by Oswald"s watch."
They awoke slowly and very stupidly. H. O. was the slowest and stupidest.
The water poured faster and faster from the ceiling.
We looked at each other and turned pale, and Noel said--
"Hadn"t we better call Mrs Pettigrew?"
But Oswald simply couldn"t consent to this. He could not get rid of the feeling that this was our fault somehow for meddling with the river, though of course the clear star of reason told him it could not possibly be the case.
We all devoted ourselves, heart and soul, to the work before us. We put the bath under the worst and wettest place, and the jugs and basins under lesser streams, and we moved the beds away to the dry end of the room. Ours is a long attic that runs right across the house.
But the water kept coming in worse and worse. Our nightshirts were wet through, so we got into our other shirts and knickerbockers, but preserved bareness in our feet. And the floor kept on being half an inch deep in water, however much we mopped it up.
We emptied the basins out of the window as fast as they filled, and we baled the bath with a jug without pausing to complain how hard the work was. All the same, it was more exciting than you can think. But in Oswald"s dauntless breast he began to see that they would HAVE to call Mrs Pettigrew.
A new waterfall broke out between the fire-grate and the mantelpiece, and spread in devastating floods. Oswald is full of ingenious devices.
I think I have said this before, but it is quite true; and perhaps even truer this time than it was last time I said it.
He got a board out of the box-room next door, and rested one end in the c.h.i.n.k between the fireplace and the mantelpiece, and laid the other end on the back of a chair, then we stuffed the rest of the c.h.i.n.k with our nightgowns, and laid a towel along the plank, and behold, a n.o.ble stream poured over the end of the board right into the bath we put there ready.
It was like Niagara, only not so round in shape. The first lot of water that came down the chimney was very dirty. The wind whistled outside.
Noel said, "If it"s pipes burst, and not the rain, it will be nice for the water-rates." Perhaps it was only natural after this for Denny to begin with his everlasting poetry. He stopped mopping up the water to say:
"By this the storm grew loud apace, The water-rats were shrieking, And in the howl of Heaven each face Grew black as they were speaking."
Our faces were black, and our hands too, but we did not take any notice; we only told him not to gas but to go on mopping. And he did. And we all did.
But more and more water came pouring down. You would not believe so much could come off one roof.
When at last it was agreed that Mrs Pettigrew must be awakened at all hazards, we went and woke Alice to do the fatal errand.
When she came back, with Mrs Pettigrew in a nightcap and red flannel petticoat, we held our breath.
But Mrs Pettigrew did not even say, "What on earth have you children been up to NOW?" as Oswald had feared.
She simply sat down on my bed and said--
"Oh, dear! oh, dear! oh, dear!" ever so many times.
Then Denny said, "I once saw holes in a cottage roof. The man told me it was done when the water came through the thatch. He said if the water lies all about on the top of the ceiling, it breaks it down, but if you make holes the water will only come through the holes and you can put pails under the holes to catch it."
So we made nine holes in the ceiling with the poker, and put pails, baths and tubs under, and now there was not so much water on the floor.
But we had to keep on working like n.i.g.g.e.rs, and Mrs Pettigrew and Alice worked the same.
About five in the morning the rain stopped; about seven the water did not come in so fast, and presently it only dripped slowly. Our task was done.
This is the only time I was ever up all night. I wish it happened oftener. We did not go back to bed then, but dressed and went down. We all went to sleep in the afternoon, though. Quite without meaning to.
Oswald went up on the roof, before breakfast, to see if he could find the hole where the rain had come in. He did not find any hole, but he found the cricket ball jammed in the top of a gutter pipe which he afterwards knew ran down inside the wall of the house and ran into the moat below. It seems a silly dodge, but so it was.
When the men went up after breakfast to see what had caused the flood they said there must have been a good half-foot of water on the leads the night before for it to have risen high enough to go above the edge of the lead, and of course when it got above the lead there was nothing to stop it running down under it, and soaking through the ceiling. The parapet and the roofs kept it from tumbling off down the sides of the house in the natural way. They said there must have been some obstruction in the pipe which ran down into the house, but whatever it was the water had washed it away, for they put wires down, and the pipe was quite clear.
While we were being told this Oswald"s trembling fingers felt at the wet cricket ball in his pocket. And he KNEW, but he COULD not tell. He heard them wondering what the obstruction could have been, and all the time he had the obstruction in his pocket, and never said a single word.
I do not seek to defend him. But it really was an awful thing to have been the cause of; and Mrs Pettigrew is but harsh and hasty. But this, as Oswald knows too well, is no excuse for his silent conduct.
That night at tea Albert"s uncle was rather silent too. At last he looked upon us with a glance full of intelligence, and said--
"There was a queer thing happened yesterday. You know there was an angling compet.i.tion. The pen was kept full on purpose. Some mischievous busybody went and opened the sluices and let all the water out. The anglers" holiday was spoiled. No, the rain wouldn"t have spoiled it anyhow, Alice; anglers LIKEe rain. The "Rose and Crown" dinner was half of it wasted because the anglers were so furious that a lot of them took the next train to town. And this is the worst of all--a barge, that was on the mud in the pen below, was lifted and jammed across the river and the water tilted her over, and her cargo is on the river bottom. It was coals."
During this speech there were four of us who knew not where to turn our agitated glances. Some of us tried bread-and-b.u.t.ter, but it seemed dry and difficult, and those who tried tea choked and spluttered and were sorry they had not let it alone. When the speech stopped Alice said, "It was us."
And with deepest feelings she and the rest of us told all about it.
Oswald did not say much. He was turning the obstruction round and round in his pocket, and wishing with all his sentiments that he had owned up like a man when Albert"s uncle asked him before tea to tell him all about what had happened during the night.
When they had told all, Albert"s uncle told us four still more plainly, and exactly, what we had done, and how much pleasure we had spoiled, and how much of my father"s money we had wasted--because he would have to pay for the coals being got up from the bottom of the river, if they could be, and if not, for the price of the coals. And we saw it ALL.
And when he had done Alice burst out crying over her plate and said--
"It"s no use! We HAVE tried to be good since we"ve been down here.
You don"t know how we"ve tried! And it"s all no use. I believe we are the wickedest children in the whole world, and I wish we were all dead!"
This was a dreadful thing to say, and of course the rest of us were all very shocked. But Oswald could not help looking at Albert"s uncle to see how he would take it.
He said very gravely, "My dear kiddie, you ought to be sorry, and I wish you to be sorry for what you"ve done. And you will be punished for it."
(We were; our pocket-money was stopped and we were forbidden to go near the river, besides impositions miles long.) "But," he went on, "you mustn"t give up trying to be good. You are extremely naughty and tiresome, as you know very well."
Alice, d.i.c.ky, and Noel began to cry at about this time.
"But you are not the wickedest children in the world by any means."