Three Lives Three Worlds Mini-Special (Children Edition) – Part 5by
Since the cute and adorable little dough is a clear favourite with many 3L3W fans, I decide to do a post entirely devoted to him. Happy, haha? Lidge, this post is to reward you for all your hard work in translating Shan Shan:) I am sure most of you can guess who will be my focus for the next part, lol.
One
A particular day, after reading a novel written by Jun Wei, little dough went and asked Ye Hua.
Little dough: “Father lord, if mummy and I both fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?”
Ye Hua: “Your mother has zenith skill. Unless she commit suicide, otherwise she would not drown.”
Little dough: “I said what if!”
Ye Hua: “Your father lord has zenith skill, so can save both of you simultaneously.”
Little dough: “If only can save one?”
Ye Hua: “Really, have to pick one?”
Little dough (firm & holding a small fist): “Yes!”
Ye Hua: “… Then have to get your mummy to give me a gift earlier than planned.”
Little dough: “???”
(The gift is having another child so it means he’ll save Qian Qian. My poor little dough:(
Two
One night, as Cheng Yu is sending little dough home to Xi Wu Palace after playing with him for the whole day, they pa.s.sed by Zhang Sheng Palace and heard some noises.
Little dough (appear worried): “Oh no, mummy and father lord are quarrelling. I’m going to try to mediate.”
Cheng Yu heard and grabbed little dough: “This is not a quarrel, quickly go back to your Qing Yun Palace.”
Little dough (unwilling to move): “But the sound is so loud, what are they doing?”
Cheng Yu’s face suddenly turned red: “Well, this is j.a.panese language, you will understand when you grow up.”
Three
A particular day, little dough is very angry and went to find Ye Hua for a discussion.
Little dough: “As the future heir of Tianjun, I as the royal great-grandson want it at least once …..”
Ye Hua: “What?”
Little dough (clench his fist): “To wake up in Zhang Sheng Palace!”
Ye Hua: “Ok, then you sleep in Zhang Sheng Palace tonight.”
Little dough is very pleased.
Ye Hua: “Your mummy and I will sleep in Qing Yun Palace.”
Little dough: “…”
Four
Someone asked me if Dijun has a child, what will the consequence be like. The consequence is what you see here.
After a long long time, little dough and Bai Gun Gun sit and count stars together in the courtyard.
Gun Gun: “You also just got chased out by your father lord from your mummy’s bedroom?”
Little dough: “Yes, you are also ar?”
Gun Gun: “Yes, I am also.”
Then these two lonely children continue to count stars in the courtyard.
Five
Little dough and Gun Gun met in the school when new school term begin.
Little dough: “I heard that the school asked every student to live on campus.”
Bai Gun Gun (biting melon seeds): “Really?”
Little dough: “My mummy is quite reluctant as she will miss me but my father seems very happy.”
Bai Gun Gun: “Well, my father is not happy with the arrangement.”
Little dough: ‘Sob, sob, I am really an unloved child … …”
Bai Gun Gun (try to help): “It is not like that. It is just that he does not want mummy to have to stay on campus also.”
Six
On a clear sky and warm windy day, little dough who is holding Bai Qian’s book, looked confuse and asked: Mummy, what is meant by ‘cut sleeve love’?”
Bai Qian’s hand started to tremble “Ahem. Where did you see it?”
Little dough: “I saw mummy likes to read the book so much so I went and borrowed the book from 4th uncle to have a look. What is the meaning of that word in the book ar, mummy?”
Bai Qian: “Well . . it is kind of like the relationship between your 4th uncle and Zheyan!”
Little dough put away the book and rushed to see Gun Gun, panting for air “Gun Gun, lets cut sleeve!”
Feng Jiu who is sitting next to them, looking frightened at Dong Hua.
Dong Hua with an expressionless face said softly: “No way, the offspring’s IQ will be pulled down!” (Will there be future generation?)
Seven
Little dough: “How old are you?”
Su Chen: “Five years old.”
Little dough (frighten): “Ah, you are five years old but about the same size as me who is 300 years old!”
Su Chen: ” … …”
Little dough (look over at Bai Qian): “Mummy……”
Bai Qian: “Huh?”
Little dough: “I I I… … Am I malnutrition, ah?”
Feng Jiu (frighten little dough): “That is because last time you ate Dijun’s sweet and sour fish, so you cannot grow anymore.”
Eight
Children, what gifts have you prepared to give on Father’s day?
Little dough: I I I… … I made a big decision today. I will let father lord have mummy for today … … woo woo woo woo.
Su Chen: I I I … … I made a big decision today. I will help father lord to feed xiao huang today.
Gun Gun: I I I… … I also made a major decision today. I will help father lord to bully mummy today.
Feng Jiu: Bai, Gun, Gun … …
Nine
A particular day, Dijun is fishing at Fen-tou-li pond which is nearby, a Buddhist scripture on his face, he appeared very serene and at ease.
Little dough ran frantically: “Grandpa Dong Hua!”
Dong Hua: “……”
After a stick of incense finished burning.
Little dough: “Uncle Dong Hua!”
Dong Hua: “……”
After two sticks of incense finished burning.
Little dough: “Brother Dong Hua …”
Dong Hua put away the scripture and appeared indifferent: “What is the matter?”
Little dough: “Just now, sister Feng Jiu roasted some yams and set Tai Chen Palace on fire. She asked me to come and get you home fast to put out the fire.”
Dong Hua: “……”
Ten
A certain day, after little dough read an ancient book, he went and asked Lian Song.
Little dough: “3rd grandpa, what do you think is the four artifacts in the ‘Three Lives’ (San Sheng) world?”
Lian Song took his fan and tapped the palm of the hand, in deep thought:
“Well, it should be Bai Qian’s fan, Ye Hua’s sword, Feng Jiu’s fur and Dong Hua’s thick-skinned face.”
Little dough: “……”