TWISTED LIFE IN KOREA

Now I am in the deep void waiting for the afterlife I guess what the heck I am supposed to do I dont even have any freaking way to know how long I have been here and I am recalling how the heck this s.h.i.thole situation begins anyway.

My name is Ian, teenager I kinda have the normal life, average looks, middle cla.s.s family, average grades at school well you got it I am just that AVERAGE teenager not a loner and not the prom king and I think that was kind of torture you know, well I think its better than being an outcast of course but well I was in a constant boring routine life every single freaking day until I found Korean entertainment I mean there are some cheasy stuff like in any other entertainment but I fell in love with some of their dramas, songs obviously all those korean entertainment girls, variety shows and even their culture in some aspects I applied to Dongguk University Exchange Program and was admitted and when I was on the way to the airport the mothertrucker of the taxist, some f.u.c.king idiot with Fast and Furious delussional genes killed us both by crashing us both that f.u.c.ker I die without even fulfill my dream.

Then in the void there was this kind of blackhole thing that"s happening and some guy just popped out from nowhere he was on a couch and he is watching Witch Yoo-Hee (Han GIn of female lead)

and then we just keep watching until the hole drama ends, we both sigh at the end.

-"What a pity!!!"(ROB)

-"I know I just missed her, but then she have to get married and left being actress for that guy!!"(Ian)

-"Who the heck are you!!? And from where did you popped out!!"(ROB&Ian)

-"Well I mean if you have access to the Korean entertainment somehow and snacks you have being here way more time here than me or I just didnt get the memo"(Ian)

-"Oh just another soul well I am what you called a ROB and I kinda do whatever what I didnt know is why are you here somehow you just get here or some ROB threw you here there are not many ROB that comes here so I think that some f.u.c.ker threw you here for eternity"(ROB)

-""#$%& and what the heck someone was going to do that!!!!"(Ian)

-"Well lets say that if the ROB that was going to make you cross to the afterlife was some pure girl and she reads your treacherous mind then some s.h.i.t is going to happen"(ROB)

-"Well that makes sense but for the hole eternity that vixen is f.u.c.king crazy!!"(Ian)

-"Well kiddo now I think that you really have some luck in there because now you met me and we are kind of similar so I am going to grant you 5 wishes for you afterlife and I already know that you want to go to the same world that you came for!!"(ROB)

-"REALLY!!!!!! Great!! Let me think which are the best wishes that I could get to accomplish my dreams!"(Ian)

-"Well then its not necessary at all I am a ROB anyways I already know what wishes you want let me just corroborate them with you and If they are not just modify them"(ROB)

1.Super loyal IA with full knowledge of earth until 50 years from the future of your arrival

2.Full control of body and mind.

3.Best background family possible only heir.

4.Polygamy its accepted morally/socially (Without those underage disgusting bulls.h.i.t) and acknowledge legally around the world but its not a common practice you have to be acknowledge from all the parties for you to marry.

5.Best system possible.

-"Now did I get it right?"(ROB)

-"Yup those are the things that I want!"(Ian)

-"Well then I am going to have so much fun now go and delight me with the changes in the korean and the whole world entertainment!!! HAHAHAHA"(ROB)

Then I am getting absorbed from some blackhole out of nowhere and I just scream THANKS to ROB and dissapear.

Now I am just in some type of chamber, s.h.i.t I guess I am now in my mother womb.

[Initializing installation of IA in the brain of the host wait until the installation is complete...]

[1...10...20...30...50...70...90...Complete!!]([]are going to be conversations from the IA)

-"IA are you there???"(Ian)

[Yes host its recommendable that you begin naming me before anything else]

-"Your name is Cortana and please make your voice an alluring and friendly female voice also called me for my name."(Ian)

[Cortana is at your disposition Ian]

-"Now did you know which year we are going to born anyways"(Ian)

[According from what I got from ROB in 1985 and your System is going to launch until you are born]

-"Great now I want to know if you have control over my mind and body right now Cortana"(Ian)

[Thats right Ian now you dont have control over yourself but I can modify your body and mind now that we are on your mother womb its practically the best moment for any modifications]

-"Great Cortana now I want to grew 6 feet 4 inches tall as the tallest, best metabolism possible, all my muscles have to be pink muscles(strong but flexible), best skelleton hardness, hairless and white body, best vision possible for the mind modify it the best way possible Cortana its possible to do it?"(Ian)

[Ok Ian with the information I got Its possible to do all the body augmentations but you are going to have your family traits but dont worry both of your parents are pretty handsome beings, now for the mind augmentations its possible to use at least 15% of the brain at the end of the augmentation with eidetic memory and comprehension level below Instant mastery]

-"Great now please make my body and mind the best and wakes me up until I am going to be born thanks Cortana!!"(Ian)

[Your welcome.]

I woke up to found some light tunnel and I guess that I am going to be born right now I found all the world upside down and some f.u.c.ker spank me and I cried my lungs out, with that I saw a beautiful european blonde blue eyed woman laying in the bed, s.h.i.t my mother is gorgeous lucky dad!!

-"Its a healthy boy madam congratulations!!"(???)

-"Give me my son!!! "(MOM)

My mom brings me to her arms and look at me like I am the best gift she ever had, like I am the only being in the room and inspects my body to see if I everything is ok, then the door of the room slams and an eastern tall strong and handome man runs to the bed.

-"How are you and our son dear???"(DAD)

-"Well now I know what Cortana says about good genes I mean If I am not handome and I became from this two then I am going to kill ROB"(Ian)

[Dont worry Ian now taht you are born I used a program to make you visualize how are you going to be in the future did you want to watch it?]

-"Yes Cortana"(Ian)

SHIIIIIIT I mean from the visual I am like a combination between Jang Ki-Yyong and Jungkook, blue eyed like my mother and eastern look like my father, but with the pale white skin of my mother and carbon black hair from my dad but more manly like if you have a girl and a boy describes me the girl should say that I am a flower boy and the boy a manly man, thanks a lot ROB I Love U!!

{Allmighty/s.e.x System initializing....10...20...50...70...100}({} is going to be conversations with the system){System installation completed}

{Host is allowed to renamed the system for better use}

-"All right then your name is Jarvis and make your voice like an british refined, loyal and friendly royal butler, now please state what are your uses"(Ian)

{Master Ian, ROB nullify some of my uses because that could be too OP and also some other ROB"s might going to obliterate you if you became too much of a ha.s.sle in the world so I can show you your STATUS, QUESTS, SHOP(Non Otherworld stuff) and INVENTORY also with the combination of your control of body and mind is possible to aquiared skills and that way you can make those skills progress faster with muy help}

With all of this I just kind of give a s.h.i.t of my parents comversation ashamed I pay attention of what they were talking.

-"So honey whats going to be the name of our son?"(DAD)

-"Ian I like the name a lot, but eastern name are your job dummy!"(MOM)

-"Lee Ian for western name and Lee Ji-hun"(DAD)

-"I still feel bad about not telling your parents about Ian"s birth dear how long these fight between you and your father is going to last??"(MOM)

-"I know, I know then tonight I am going to call him and talk about it with him but I am just doing it for you and our little boy!!"(DAD)
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-"Cortana search for my parents information and also I want you to make a business plan for the future with the information available"(Ian)

[Ok Ian... Father: Lee Ji-hyuk, 32 years old, PhD Sloan School Management (MIT) Only Heir of the Lee Samsung family and share holder of a lot of business ,Mother: Sarah Hyatt, 28 years old, PhD Harvard Law School, Owner Hyatt Law Firm one of the biggest law firms in the world, one of many heirs of the Hyatt family]

-Well s.h.i.t, I mean now I dont think that I am going to have money issues but I prefer to have my owon money but if my parents give my the initial income I am not going to be trouble about it and my dad being the only heir of the Samsung family is going to help me a lot when I want to go to Korea!!(Ian)