Chapter 14.1 - Did my male idol just ask for my phone number?
The battlefield was a place for those players who were full of energy, to release that energy.
Back then, Tang Xiao really liked going to the battlefield to play.
If she couldn’t beat them, she’d run away, run away and then run back to fight again.
She was the happiest person there.
Afterwards, when Su Muzhe came and blocked her up, slaughtered her a few times, then she stopped liking the battlefield.
When the battlefield players saw Tang poem get sent there, their hearts couldn’t help but shake a little bit.
They hesitated, but in the end, decided to go offline.
Out of sight, out of mind.
It was better to just quit and say goodbye.
[Now] Big chest but no touching: My G.o.d! The Tang poem that cuts off wee-wees is coming! Quickly, run away!
[Now] Flowered thinking of tea: My G.o.d! Ranzhi’s G.o.ddess SuMuzhe is coming! Quickly, come and take a look! They’re fighting again!
Seeing Su Muzhe get sent over here, they only wanted to raise their hands and hoot in celebration.
The pervert Tang poem’s nemesis is coming too!
So the people who were beginning to hesitate, did they stay here and grab some popcorn to watch them to love and hate and kill, or did they quit in case they accidentally got injured in the crossfire?
Their desire for gossip eventually won over their fear.
The Buddhist temple server started their big drama and was of course, very enticing.
At that time, July and Millions of lolis, just off selling gossip, made enough to become rich and started sponsoring little white faces.
Everyone thought that they’d be able to see a fight that would shake the heavens and the earth.
But they didn’t think that there was a fight, but it wasn’t mutual.
The two people decided to hold hands and when they did that, there weren’t many enemies for them to fight.
One came, they’d chop one down, two came and they’d chop a pair.
Millions of lolis saw the two people coming from far away.
Tang poem walked in front with Su Muzhe following from behind, not too closely and not too far away.
Behind the two people were a vast Jiangshan, in all red!
Other people were waiting for them to love and kill each other, but Millions of lolis had seen this posture before.
It was definitely the foreshadowing of them pairing up together and bullying and beating up other people!
Millions of lolis quickly turned around to leave but unfortunately, couldn’t resist against the enchantress’s quick skill --- water cloud roam.
[Now] Millions of lolis: …. I thought that you’d let me off because we know each other T_T
[Now] Tang poem: It’s because I’m looking at how close we are that I quickly came over to kill you! ^o^/
[Now] Millions of lolis: ……..
Millions of lolis was a support nurse after all.
Tang Xiao always treated support nurses well, especially those who adapted quickly.
Millions of lolis followed them the whole way and healed their HP.
With a support nurse behind them, Tang Xiao became even more shameless.
Wherever there were people, that’s where she’d pounce.
Su Muzhe and Millions of lolis stood in their original place and didn’t move because little Tang poem would be able to drag enemies from all different directions to them.
Millions of lolis was busy healing and Su Muzhe was busy helping her get out.
[Now] This emperor: Su Muzhe? Excellent! Little Tang poem’s here too! Do you wanna beat her up? I can let you go first!
This emperor had been following Tang Xiao and was about to strike before seeing Su Muzhe in the middle.
So he very happily greeted him first.
[Now] This emperor: …… Am I seeing things? What just happened?
Millions of lolis very helpfully revived him.
Then Tang poem and Su Muzhe struck again, beating him into the ground.
[Now] Millions of lolis: Now, you know what happened.
[Now] This emperor: F***, after Su Muzhe and little Tang poem got married, they didn’t learn anything except for knowing how to scam their friends extremely well!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem needs battlefield points to inlay her equipment. So I’m sorry, Millions of lolis, pull him up.
It was hard for Su Muzhe to actually explain for once so Loli revived This emperor again.
The whole of Ranzhi knew about how Su Muzhe stayed up for nearly the whole night getting Tang poem’s equipment set together.
So towards scamming his own friends, This emperor understood.
But when he’d just gotten revived, his feet hadn’t even moved before getting beaten to death again.
Suddenly, he understood a little how little Tang poem felt.
[Now] This emperor: ….. Didn’t you say to pull me up?
[Now] Tang poem: To pull you up so I can chop you again~ Is there a problem?
En?
There didn’t seem to be anything wrong with that, but he still felt like there was something strange about that.
This emperor was still feeling a bit peculiar as Su Muzhe stood to the side and didn’t speak, clearly agreeing with what Tang Xiao said.
So his mood became even more peculiar.
His G.o.ddess indeed was becoming more evil after following little Tang poem.
Originally, she was a flower on the highest peak!
This emperor was bitter and lamented.
But very quickly, there was another group of people who entered that group of bitterness and lamented with him.
The players of Ranzhi and j.a.panese Rose, pretty much all of them, quickly became little Tang poem’s stepping stone for her equipment refinement.
Originally, they lined up to kill Tang poem,but now, they were lining up to get killed by Tang poem.
They all tried to fight back but Su Muzhe and Tang Xiao matched too well together.
The two of them specialised in long distance combat, one of them was a controlling type and the other was an attacking type.
Tang Xiao was in control of constantly controlling people, freezing those who tried to do sneak attacks on the side as well as protecting Su Muzhe.
On the other side, Su Muzhe was beating people up as well as helping Tang poem kill those who had an eye on her.
No one could find any holes in their compatibility.
In everyone’s hearts, they all thought together, f***, they match d.a.m.n well together.
After this course of f***’s, everyone fell into a deep pit of fear.
F***, how can this be.
Just a little Tang poem was a big enough headache, and now there’s a flawlessly matching Su Muzhe on top of that?
They were about to ascend to the skies!
After a battle, Tang Xiao’s battlefield points soared to the top and This emperor’s points were at the very bottom, wanting to cry but no tears came out.
It seemed like he wouldn’t be able to come to the battlefield in the near future.
[Now] Su Muzhe: I’ll go offline first.
Seeing the alchemist next to her disappear, Tang Xiao suddenly felt like Su Muzhe wasn’t too annoying after all.
After Su Muzhe went offline, Tang Xiao didn’t feel like there was anything to do and just then, the dumb husky started biting the sofa out of boredom.
Tang Xiao then realised, she hadn’t walked him in about two days.
“Su Muzhe!” Tang Xiao yelled out.
The dumb husky looked at her resentfully.
“Let’s go! I’ll take you downstairs to the little playground to play!”
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TL note:
Little white faces - handsome boys who get sponsored by sugar mommies
Reminder that Su Muzhe has a golden retriever ho ho ho.
These chapters are getting longer orz
Leave a comment and for an irl meeting between the leads as well as the leads’ dogs xx
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