Tang Xiao stayed this way for a good while.
When she called Chief Ning, Chief Ning nearly dialed 120 (911 equivalent).
Tang Xiao: “AH HAHAHAHA, you haven’t, haven’t given me a salary in a long time. Is the company about to go bankrupt?! AH HAHAHA.”
Chief Ning: “Are you waiting for money to see a doctor?”
Tang Xiao: “AH HAHAHAHA, how can you say that, my body’s fantastic! AH HAHAHAHA! Quickly, tell your finance department to give me my salary, I’m about to die from being poor. I don’t even have money to eat! I’m so hungry I’ll have to eat dog meat hotpot.”
Chief Ning: “I’m not worried about your body, I’m worried about your mental health. Do you need me to find you a doctor?”
Tang Xiao expressionlessly hung up.
What nonsense was he spouting, her mental health was fine too.
AH HAHAHAHA!!!!!
After dialing Chief Ning, she called Xiao Lin.
Xiao Lin: “Chief Ning said your mental health isn’t okay, do you need me to help you find a psychologist?”
Tang Xiao: “AH HAHAHAHA &h.e.l.lip;.”
Hanging up again, she realised, her a.s.sistant and boss are hooking up!
She felt like she could write a whole story, those arrogant and overbearing bosses with a sweet little a.s.sistant.
Or maybe a cold and cool boss with a rundown and sweet little a.s.sistant.
Annoying!
But she still sent a text to Xiao Lin to sound out where Mu Cheng was doing training, she wanted to go as well!
Xiao Lin quickly replied with an angry emoji.
Tang Xiao’s mood became beautiful again.
After dealing with the dumb husky, she showered herself too.
Then she went online and as it was night time, Su Muzhe was online too.
She used the couple’s skill and flew to him.
[Now] Tang poem: AH HAHAHAHA~ Wife~~~ are you happy~
[Now] Su Muzhe: Happy.
[Now] Tang poem: AH HAHAHAHA, I’m also happy.
Then that happy Su Muzhe happily killed that happy little Tang poem.
[Now] Tang poem: F***! Wife! Didn’t you say you were happy? If you were happy, why’d you beat me to death? This is domestic violence! Domestic violence, you know?!
[Now] Su Muzhe: Originally, I was pretty happy but then I heard a certain way of addressing and then I wasn’t happy.
Tang Xiao finally understood and experienced what was called “taking out anger on someone else.”
The way Su Muzhe struck down today was especially merciless.
He “loved” her from all different degrees and didn’t let go of her at all, it even attracted July and Millions of lolis who watched.
Facing domestic violence, they saw her resistance and then how she enjoyed it.
Tang Xiao had been resisting for so long so she knew from ages ago that this path of resistance was futile, so she decided to enjoy it.
She lay on the ground as she chatted with July and Loli.
[Now] Tang poem: I have to tell you guys! This afternoon, my male idol asked me for my phone number! My G.o.d! You say, should I send him a text now to meet up with his dog to exchange feelings tomorrow afternoon?
[Now] July: I reckon it’s alright.
[Now] Tang poem: Example 1: pretending to be cute. I tell him, aiyo, male idol, what time are you free, can you help me look at dog foo? Example 2: yesterday, you hugged me, so either I take responsibility for you, or you take responsibility for me.
[Now] Su Muzhe: &h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;.
[Now] July: Otherwise, why don’t you straight up just confess?
[Now] Millions of lolis: If you love him, you have to touch him. If you like him, just r*pe him. What’s the use of confessing, you’ll just get rejected. If you can’t chase him, just ****, if you can’t ****, drug him. If he doesn’t admit to it, send out the nudes. Worst comes to worse, you’ll just have to do some jail time but if you won’t even go to jail for him, don’t say you love him!
[Now] Su Muzhe: &h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;..
Mu Cheng sat in front of his computer as his temple throbbed crazily.
If he didn’t guess wrongly, the person that Tang Xiao was speaking of, was himself.
Mu Cheng empty handedly also beat up Loli too.
Loli and Tang poem were babbling nonsense happily, so even death didn’t stop them from chatting.
[Now] Millions of lolis: Ah? I died? Oh well, better for us to chat. Come, come, come, I’ll tell you, you have to listen to me on these things.
[Now] Tang poem: You have experience?
Then Loli didn’t say anything.
Tang Xiao and July’s gossiping heart were burning with flames.
July even told Su Muzhe to send her lying down too.
The three people all lay down haphazardly, purely for the sake of chatting.
[Now] Millions of lolis: This isn’t the important part. The important part is, Tang poem! You have to listen to me! Confessing, this type of thing, has to depend on your looks. If you’re pretty, then you don’t need to confess, and the other side will chase after you. If you’re not pretty, then you can only depend on drugging him.
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TL note:
Millions of lolis is a bad influence and poor Mu Cheng, at least he got a heads up? (Tang Xiao does not drug Mu Cheng!!!! This is just a joke.)
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