G.o.d: OK so what bull s.h.i.t powers do you want?...
Mc: Anything?
G.o.d: "Yes but the world you reincarnate in is random!"( G.o.d said pushing up an imaginary pair of gla.s.ses.)
Mc: ( k I am 99.9% sure this guy is insane.)
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Mc: After a good 7 minutes Lance decided upon his ten wishes.
1. i want to keep the Memories of this life.
2. i want to be a "Saiyan!"
3. i also want "Alcards bloodline!"
4. if you can i would also want "Library of heaven"s path!"( You guys seemed to want this.)
5. i would like to have the "Highest talent you can give me in mastering skills and abilities!"
6. Lastly i want the "Gamer system but with a shop that lets me buy any item from fiction/anime!"
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Mc: the rest of my wishes i would like to save if i can.
G.o.d: "done and done!" Usually i wouldn"t let a mortal keep there wishes after rebirth but ill make an exception for you this time around.
Mc: (Lance was imaging all his amazing adventures when...)
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G.o.d: Haaa ha well its time for you to be reincarnated but before that you must meet Martin.
You see I love my kitty witty very much and so I gave him the "Weel of Reincarnation!" so he could explore any place to his heart"s desire.
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Mc: What? Your saying my life is in the hands of your cat?
G.o.d: Yes that seems to be the case I"m so happy to see your so understanding.
Mc: I"m not happy you lied to me and had...
G.o.d: Well now on to my mister wiskers.(G.o.d said as he trotted over to a Gothic looking door that appeared out of know.)
G.o.d: "knock knock Martin open up!" ( G.o.d screamed )
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Martin: Go away i"m in the middle of something.
A black cat with a green eye and a eye patch appeared into view with a dead mouse in its hand painted black.
Mc: Is that suppose to be a mini me. (Lance says pointing at the mouse.)
Martin: No its my girlfriend Voldemortra
Mc: isn"t she de... ( And doesn"t her name sound to similar to Voldemort?)
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G.o.d: Haaa delightful. ( G.o.d interrupted as he whispered into Lances ear "Don"t say anything about his girlfriend!" if you want to live.)
Mc: Ummm Mr Martin may I pls use your "Weel of reincarnation?"
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Martin: What will you offer to me in return?
Mc: How about Minnie Mouse? ( said Lance with a joking/questing tone.)
Martin: You have piqued my interest, and what is this Minnie Mouse?
Mc: A mouse with unparalleled beauty...( Lance was really pushing his level 100 bulls.h.i.tting skill right now.)
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Martin: I"ll give you your memories and you can have one random other power you have on your list. You will also get the other powers by giving me the best women that you find on your travels including this Minnie Mouse.
Mc: Thank you Mr Martin.( I"m f.u.c.ked I basically became G.o.ds deranged cat"s personal kidnapper.)
Martin: Now begone i am busy
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G.o.d: OK now that that"s done lets move on you have one gift from Conner it is a low level system it should only have status, and a Mission tab and he gave it a s.e.xy voice but it is better then nothing.
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they walk through a portal that was clearly from Rick and Morty. Then a giant weel the size of the sun with little piece"s of tap that had names of all worlds on it showed up.
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G.o.d: k so pull this leaver and you will get thrown into the world.
Mc: (pls G.o.d don"t f.u.c.k me over i"m near tears right now.)
Lance walked up to the leaver took the deepest breath he had ever taken and tug with all his might on the leaver.
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*tick* *tick* tick* ..... *clank*
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Weel: World Berserk timeline: 15 years before Golden age Arc
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Mc: "Well f.u.c.k!"
G.o.d: Well Good bye.
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Mc: Noooooooooo don"t lea....v...e...meeeee.
A gaint Portal opens up with golden chains and drags Lance by his legs in to it.
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[Entering World Berserk]
ahh man well this sucks don"t get me wrong I love berserk but i"m in a world where it goes from plain humans to evil G.o.ds and demons so i"m in the s.h.i.tter. But for now I need to see my a.s.sists.
luckily I remembered that there was a system.
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Mc: system?...status?...no...please..
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3 minutes go by
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G.o.d where is it please dont tell me...
ding....4%...11%....26%...39%...48%...63%...72%... 84%...99%...100%...System installation complete