Lance woke up and notices that he is in an empty infinite blinding light world. He starts to wonder how he came here when a puff of cheap a.s.s smoke bomb went off and an old man doing a joejoe stance appeared.{Mc prov}
Mc: What the f.u.c.k?
G.o.d: Daddy has come to give you gifts.
Mc: Where am i? Who are you?
G.o.d: I"m what you call G.o.d. You"re dead and because of you saving the life of the future"s number one hentai maker which spreads anime and hentai to everyone around the world even the kids in Africa. You will be given 10 wishes!
Mc: What?
{Flash Back}
Mc: So Conner when are you going to ask her? Prom is coming up soon and the more you wait the higher the cost of tickets.
Conner: Yeah I know it"s just my parents won"t let me take her out on a date. So what am I going to do I can"t ask to go on a date and let"s be honest we dont talk that much. And it would be werid if I go up to her when we are walking home and say you want to be my girlfriend?
Mc: True. By the way isn"t she following us taking pictures?
Conner: yeah I have noticed that to. She has been doing that for a while even sometimes I would pose.
Mc: If she Is like your personal stalker then why can"t you ask her to be your girlfriend?
Conner: You have a but I like it how it is right now so its fine.
{stalkers prov}
Stalker: oooh nice booty shot
Trunk kun: room rooooooom
Stalker: haaa. Why is Lance and Conner turning around and running toward me?
Truck kun: flashing lights
Conner: "Watch out!"
conner pushes her out of the way.
Lance: You idiot. then he pushes Conner out of the way.
{Mc prov}
Mc: Why like that man this sucks. well at least I have wishes.
G.o.d: OK so what bull s.h.i.t powers do you want?